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2 more weeks until btc goes to 10k!

NAT GAS TO $0 EOD!

>>52944280
We are supposed to go straight down

GET READY FOR SOUR MINUTE, ACTUALLY SOUR NANO SECOND. MY ALGO IS ABOUT TO MAKE 2 CENTS ON THIS RED CANDLE

>>52464332

you gotta make it somewhat more believable Bobo
that's about as plausible as BTC going to 0. or Chainlink going to $1000

I have £30,000 excess cash sitting around that I’m not interested in losing. Should I do a bear call spread on SPY? It seems like an obvious move if my cash is otherwise doing nothing

>>52216820
YOU CANT SQUEEZE US, CHUD

>SEPTEMBEAR

>>51655558
I'm excited about it, the spookymonth will be great.

TRIPLE CIRCUIT BREAKERS COMING ON MONDAY. SPY $320 EOD. BUY SILVER, CANNED VEGGAN BUG PATTIES, AND DOGE.

AND MOVE UP YOUR PLANNED SEX CHANGE OPERATIONS BEFORE THE GRID GOES DOWN FELLOW ASPIRING TRANNIES!

HERE WE GO FAGGOTS...

>>51305883
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>51239773
>YOU'RE FAT
>just another bag dude

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

EVERYTHING IS GONNA CRASH AND BURN. RUN FOR THE HILLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PR BUY $360 SPY PUTS EXPIRING TOMORROW AAAAAH

GNUS is POOOOOOOMPING STOCKTWITSERS and TRANNIES

>>50918491
ITS GOING TO DOOOOOOOOOMP ITS THE REVERSE LADDER DIAMOND SQUIZZLE INVERSE MOON ROCKET ATTACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ALL IN ON 0DTE $380 SPY PUTS

>>50836541
ITS NOT FAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50799367
MODS! MODS! HOW DO I REPORT HIM TO THE TRANNIES? AAAAAAAAAA

>>50762979
WHATS WRONG WITH BEING A FAGGOT?
AAAAAAAAA

>>50752341
I'm gonna COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

They want to squize shorts and liquidate us. Dont place your positions below 20800. They will shoot giant green dildo ~300-400 million $ per second when they will crab to +/- 20700. They will liquidate hundreds of retards soon.

Shorting is the only way to make money in crypto now. Shorting literally is the new paradigm of crypto. I’m going to spread this on Twitter, Facebook, YouTube everything everywhere. Everywhere and everyone, Short short short short short short!!!!! Short to -$0 !!! Until not even 1 penny is left and then the BTC ceo will owe me money :) Did you not hear that everyone is shorting now? Omg like shorting is brilliant! BTC will ofc go down forever. You didn’t think that it would stop going down did you? Didn’t you hear? $10k by end of minute, $5k by end of hour, $1k end of day, and triple digits back to sub $100 end of next week!! Shorting is the best way to success!! I’m writing a book on shorting. Shorters, bears and bitmex foreverrrrrr and everrrrre!!! <3 xoxoxoxoxoxox hey guys do you like shorting? Because I like LOVE shorting! Omg I love shorting so much! I love talking about shorting the market and how much of a genius I am for posting brilliant ideas about being a silly bear and shorting hehe! I love it how shorting is backed by technology too. Shorting is a new paradigm! I’ll short forever and everrrr ;) Ive been shorting BTC this whole time. I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into shorting the market and we are all making a lot of money together shorting BTC and Ethereum. I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from shorting the market, a lot of them are making accounts in bitmex now because of me. I can’t wait for this bear market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from shorting to buy a house and hopefully a nice car. Shorting is the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm.