/biz/ - Business & Finance

*ruins your bull run with an mcdonalds ice cream cone*

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://nhentai.net/tag/kissing/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for (you)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Links for CLFtranny
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_among_LGBT_youth

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>29708756
>technical analysis

>>29617463
>The leader of that party? Take a guess.

>>29616612
>he doesn't know

what a fucking clown world

>>28460351
Nah I feel pretty good about my $420.69 sell, the squeeze is back to being the sideshow it always was.

>>28389335
rorrin for GME

whatever happens, even if a squeeze does not happen, the price will definitely bounce up again so I buy when it looks like a bottom. GME is a solid company

>>28221816
I bought for coom round 2

imagine not buying this GME dip

>>27785487
Phase 2 is unironically just beginning

>>27773546
>ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS LOOK AT THE CHART TO SEE THAT THE SQUEEZE ALREADY HAPPENED, RETARD
This is true. I'm buying anyways.

>>27212627
>$40 before squeeze
>$169 2024 fair value before squeeze
>now Gamestop has had a billions of dollars of free press
>literally crowdfunded gamestop billboards all across the country
>millions of people who probably haven't stepped foot in a gamestop in 10 years are suddenly dedicated brand ambassadors
>and Ryan Cohen hasn't even spoken yet

>>27191469
no, we might actually get a second round of squeezing in a few months which would be fucking hilarious
>first meme squeeze peters out, reddit capitulates, GME down to ~$80
>smart money buys back in, dumb boomers double down on shorting
>short float rises again
>Cohen speaks at Q4 earnings
>second moon mission

>>27181548
I don't know anything about GME but I'm an OG coomer

GME might bottom out above $100, and if it dips below $100 you better be loading the fucking boat. Because this story isn't over even when the squeeze is over. Boomers still think Gamestop is dying and bankrupt. They'll short it again. Go read GMEDD.com's report.

>>26976835
This cat food loving motherfucker and his two buddies from Chewy take over, and turn Gamestop into a $40B company.

This cat food motherfucker takes us back to $400 over the course of ~4 years

>>26650799
https://youtu.be/HSH--SJKVQQ

What is he thinking about right now?

You missed one little detail.

This cat food salesman founded Chewy, sold at $3B, watched it climb to $40B, and wants to play again. And he has three board seats.

>>26632990
I would buy so fucking much if we dumped to $40

>>26631310
Gamestop is being saved by this dude

>>26617100
They can go to zero if they bankrupt

>>26617313
>Cohen speaks on behalf of the company and lays out the turnaround plan, issues $100M shares at $420.69
>stock price goes to $1000

You're sitting in a bar and this smug mother fucker comes up and slaps a peanut emoji sticker on your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?