/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54215831
how's the ride going for ya, "$1 EOY" anons

I'm all ears, gentlemen

>>54167034
Susie, pour an iced tea for this gentleman.

>>54156040
I don't get it - you said HBC could keep it above their 10-day VWAP target... Why don't they just dilute now and do that?

Or maybe your theory is bullshit?

I enjoy selling options.

Turns out /biz/ is full of plebbit tier faggots
>>54079882

Rooftop a banker
Roundhouse kick a banker baby into a trashcan
Launch a banker into space with no federal reserve supply

I'm not selling.

My credit union will be just fine.

I buyed.
Easiest arbitrage of my life.

I'm rather busy. What's the announcement?

at the end of the day fed will stick to 25bps (good for short-term trade on long side) but dot plot will show higher for longer = more 25bps (good for medium to long-term shorts because bear market will last a long time)
as a trader with at least two (2) working braincells you trade both sides, but going long now is not the right time after we close on today's lows.
that's what my crystal ball tells me I bought from a jew

>>53906870
>Wake up, check bank balance
>Still a multi-millionaire from my non-crypto exploits
>Next bullrun will make me a centimillionaire
Feels good being human.

Guide to girlfriendstacking: Having multiple gfs at the same time.

Step 1: Get a gf, work hard early on to establish a strong relationship and get past the probation period.

Step 2: Maintain some emotional distance and live apart from her so you can establish a routine of not being around her too frequently.

Now here's the trick to gfstacking. The part that so many men don't realise.

Step 3: Simply get another gf, applying in the same way as if you had no gf. Tell gf2 that you have no gf. She has no right to know.

Step 4: After you've established gf2, carry out steps 1 and 2 with her while not mentioning gf1.

Step 5: Maintain perfect opsec. Lock your phone screen so your gfs can't browse your contacts. Don't let text messages be seen without entering your phone password.

Step 6: Repeat the above steps as many times as you want to have as many gfs as you feel comfortable with. I currently have 3 gfs but I've had as many as 7 at a time. The benefit of modern gfs is that they can be surprisingly low maintenance.

Step 7: You will be dumped from time to time. That's natural. gfstacking drastically lessens the impact of being dumped, so it's no big deal.

I'll soon be releasing a course that answers other common queries about gfstacking: How do you maintain dating app profiles without being noticed by your gfs' friends? How do you handle being frequently absent from one gf to meet another gf's in-laws? How do you handle questions by friends or coworkers?

gfstacking is fundamentally different from serious relationships or marriage. It's about maximising the amount of gfs concurrently rather than spread out over different periods of your life. It's about having the empowerment of multiplying your commitment for multiple reward in the same way a woman can multiply her sex partners for multiple reward.

Just bought Intel dip. Can't imagine it going lower. Biden literally went on TV today and sucked Intel CEO dick. Also while Nvidia and AMD are having fun with "AI" toys, Intel is working on Quantum computing. Disclaimer: I have no clue what I'm talking about, I simply bought it because it looks cheap.

NVDA earnings are tomorrow
hope you filled up your short tranches

>>53774248
>senior accountant, permanently remote

my mom is gonna gift me 1000 USD for my birthday, which is tomorrow
I will buy 500 USD worth of gold and 500 USD worth of holding stocks

Amidst the lush green leaves,
Hanging on the sturdy trees,
Dole bananas bask in the sun,
A delicious fruit, loved by everyone.

Their peels, a bright yellow hue,
Hiding the sweetness they imbue,
A snack that's perfect any time of day,
In smoothies, breads, or on its own, it's here to stay.

From the tropical fields, they journey far,
To grace the tables of the world's bazaars,
Dole bananas, a symbol of happiness and health,
Filling our hearts and stomachs with its wealth.

So let's peel one, take a bite,
And relish the creamy delight,
A natural treat that nourishes and pleases,
Dole bananas, a fruit that never ceases.

>>53737848
DOLE still up 1%

>whole market down
>DOLE up .75%

>>53662903
>long energy sector
>short tech sector
that's my play and will stay for a while

>be in a highly specialist role
>refuse to train juniors correctly
>blame them for being too retarded to teach themselves
>no one from management has the balls to fire me unless they're willing to risk massive short term pain
>get 25% raise after annual review despite putting abysmal effort
>all managers play nice because they know me leaving will massively fuck over their month-end numbers
lmao i don't understand what you fags are complaining about, waging can be just as easy as being a neet if you know how to play the game. except you make way more money than neetbux

>>53573512
2y did a massive 0.2% change from 4.09% back to 4.28% on Friday, right after that hot jobs and wage prints.
Looks like Bondchads are realizing that it was not the peak. The market rallied at the open anyway because dumb money thinks the rate hikes did the job.
But sure let me rather believe in retail buying into le next bull run.