/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm a NEET and I have video games and porn addiction

>>51165361
when you sell, ofc

I'm losing a lot of money right now, aren't I?

dangerously based

>SELL SELL SELL CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE DUMPING THE MARKET? WHY WON'T YOU SELL REEEEE

Haha, I'm just gonna buy more, HAHAHA

>>51088503
Yes you should.

>>51045066
one thing is for certain: we won't pump until he's either liquidated or jinxed by the jews

>>51044923
^ This guy makes bank

>>50979844
How he felt typing that shit.

>>50953777
what a based gentlemen

>>50918962
I was spamming 12k while buying everything sub 20k kek. Glad to see someone was stupid enough to wait for some magical absolute bottom.

>we go up, my portfolio grows
>we go down, I buy cheaper
Yes, it's literally that simple

>>50872974
that's what money is made for.
Having a functional and uncorruptible savings and value transfer technology is what Bitcoin is made for.
It doesn't have to entertain you, retard.

>>50868087
so is 20% - 75% the likelihood or is it the amount of brokerages or is it the amount of clients whos shares aren't owned by them
>I'd guess
god i thought you niggers were dumb for listening to reddit
but listening to a woman is unforgivable
i'm selling my entire 1700 share stack NON-DRS'd (Dicks Rammed up Sphincter) tax-free government savings account at 6k per share and walking with my 10 million
and there's nothing you loose tummy kissing faggots can do about it
seethe

>>50856220
>1700 shares
>selling at 6k and walking away with my 10 million while redditniggers (You) beg the government for your tenders once they shut it all down
not my fault you're poor
nothin personnelle kid
>>50856295
have fun getting nothing
>>50856358
never DRSing a single share
computerniggers can seethe for me
>>50856385
post hand
>you won't

>>50837895
we going up like venezuelan stocks

>>50815247
FIAT authorities are using derivatives to keep the price down. It won't last tho

>>50820135
kek. retard

>>50813081
Bitcoin fixes this.

I've got 1700 jimmys
10 $80 bobbys expiring Jan
zero amys

still selling at 6k per share
still never DRSing
still sneeding computershare faggots and poorfaggots trying to convince me to hold til 6 gorillion per share kek

>>50791259
I've started a site just a week ago.
Been making articles with an automated writer on "trending" keywords (think le monke disease, the salami space photo, and the like.)

Also hand-writing niche and genuinely interesting content - especially self-improvement-related articles.
Making gift guides and such.

>>50788517
>1700 shares in Canada TFSA with IBKR
>got my split shares immediately
>selling my entire stack at 6k per share
>getting out way ahead of the poors who are delusional enough to think that it'll go to 6 gorillion per share
>not to mention the delusion of thinking they'll be able to sell at a price like that without any government shenanigans
>"muh computershare"
ill be living in my 5 million dollar icelandic mansion raking in dividends on 5 mill worth of 4% canadian divi stocks in a tax free account keking at you faggots during the shitstorm
>noooo you can't sell until at least $100,000 post-split price
i can and i will
your fault for being poor pre-GME
cope
seethe
dilate

>>50765308
i don't care about wall street or the DTCC or t+nigger dates lmfao what the fuck
i made sure i bought well above the average stack so that i could bail before reddit faggots
have fun trying to sell at 1000000 per share when the gooberment shuts it all down while i walk with 10 million a month earlier

uhhh.. I'm not gonna tell you how I did it, but I'm back in the game after some "unusual" events of earlier today.

t. got liquidated for all my savings in June