/biz/ - Business & Finance

Just finished high school or dropped out of high school and have a hard time getting a job cuz you have no experince? OK. Its time to lie.
Here's what your resume should look like:
>Anon Y Mous
>Anon Y Mous@anonmail.non
>phone number + address
>Fake Job Title - 2018 to 2024
>Ask ChatGPT to describe what you did at this job for you in three paragraphs and edit it so it looks human.
Not interested in retail? OK! Gotcha! Instead of making "Fake Job Title" into a random customer service role, choose an entry level office position instead. Add 4 years experience using microsoft/excel and include some random online courses related to microsoft/excel.
I've lied so much on my resume that I don't even know what my original resume looks like anymore. But I went from wagey to making $30/hour. If you've already started working and you're a wagey too with gaps in your resume, fill those gaps so 6 months of work turns into 2 years, and claim that you were promoted. Background checks are rarely performed outside of government jobs and high end jobs. If you lie about your roles and fill in your gaps so it seems as if you're consistently holding jobs, you'll land waaaaaaaay more interviews.

thoughts on 6k liq going straight to this guy wallet

>>57375234
>>57378141
Thank you for your service.

Based /comfy/ bake.

>>57254111
Trips of based evolutionary psychology checked.

Follow RC. No position in BBBY, big position in GME and CEO and chairman.

BBBY is not relevant. GME will moon.

>>57205024
>*25% of shares outstanding, with insiders holding another 16-17% outside of Snede & Co.
Oh fugg :DD forgot all about that. Whenever I have doubts about this play, I'm reminded that the sheer absurdity of a whole quarter of all shares in existence of a publicly traded company have been locked away to never be sold, by us, the chicken tendie eating bideo-gaemers. We live in interesting times.

On a side note, I can never shake the feeling that I'm slacking in life, even though I've got a decent paying job. It's like no matter what I do, it's never enough. Maybe I just need to work out more and not worry so much. Learning Linux on the new PC I built has been a very interesting experience though, so there's that.

>>57193307
Based demoralizer. Your work is unsung and underappreciated. I would also like to take this opportunity to announce to the hedge fund interns ITT that I've acquired an additional 90 shares of GME. I've been accumulating shares for the past few months without DRSing, so that when the time comes for me to further add onto my already massive DRS stack, my transfer order will cause further strain on Fidelity's already strung-out skeleton crew.

Yes, you may Sneed at will. No, I'm not apologizing.