/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56337024
sweet sweet just shy of science temp boilng-water IQ summer child. lurk moar.
>>56337036
my butt cheaks are moist.
that is all.

>>54604375
I like you

>>54431392
I love you

>>53994102
Thank you for your service.

>>53925963
Got married, had a kid, quit the last job to help take care of the kid because wife was going insane with me working nights 60 hours a week, things stabilized, wife getting uppity about me not working, state pursuing child support to pay for Medicare and foodstamps for her and kiddo. As always I'm the bad guy for doing the right thing. Kinda disappointed it's come to this but frankly at this point I need to prepare for this to take as long as it needs and ready to just go work a gorillion hours slaving it out because no amount of bitching at work is as bad as this has been. It's just gonna be really fucking funny if right when I capitulate and get a job it decides to go.
>>53925975
Let's get this bread

>>53914190
Meanwhile, all the other gay scorpions with soft stingers are on the shore bitching about why their free ride died when they knew damn well they were being punks using the frog to go eat the smaller bugs than themselves. Congratulations, you now understand all of this, and why scumfuck shitters 'democratizing trading" by giving scorpions a ride were why all the bugs were dying. It's only fitting the frog meets the same fate it doomed all the other bugs to. The scorpion isn't noble, he didn't do it out of the kindness of his heart, he just knew there were no more bugs on the other side and only an army of bearfrogs. But now all the other scorpions know they can kill the frogs and eat them, and that they can just walk across the stream holding their breath. And the pest control guy is watching all of this happen laughing his ass off, which is why the smart scorpions will go back across the stream after they eat the bearfrogs and go catch their dinner on their own like they're fucking supposed to - by DCA'ing companies they like to book entry and waiting patiently until it's time to strike.

>>53848537
I enjoy being a curmudgeonly cynical hatemonger as much as the next anon but I still enjoy a pleasant frenpost from time to time, it was a good one

>>53836411
Kekked and checked

>>53768697
yes