/biz/ - Business & Finance

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> I was only 2 years into crypto (total newfag)
> I loved SENT so much, I had a node and a suicide stack
> I pray to SENT team every night before bed, thanking them for all the releases and partnerships
> "SENT is love" I say; "SENT is life" >/biz fudders hear me and they call me pajeet
> I know they are just jealous of my devotion for SENT
> I call out their COPE on missing the pump >they come and fud my beloved SENT threads
> I'm crying now, and my face hurts
> I lay in front of my laptop and it's really cold
> Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me from behind
> It's a dev from SENT team
> I am so happy
> He whispers into my ear "/biz is my board."
> He grabs me with his powerful dev hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I open my ledger account for the MR SENT
> He penetrates my ledger with his SENTies
> Its so risky but I do it for SENT
> "ALL IN"
> I can feel my portfolio becoming completely undiversified
> I borrow some more money from mom to get more SENT
> I want to please MR SENT
> He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my portfolio with passive staking income >/biz fudders walks in
> MR SENT looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all on cosmos now."
> MR SENT disappears by using the dVPN
> SENT is love. SENT is life.