/biz/ - Business & Finance

If an e-thot gets free food from her followers and in exchange sells them her taco-bell fueled diarrhoea in cans that they can later sell off once she hits the wall and ends her career is her literal shit a security and not a commodity?
-investment in a form of fiat currency
-into a common enterprise (her shithole)
-with reasonable expectation of future profit (her shit getting more mature, musky and worth more)
-derived from work of others (eg. her and her other followers who also send her food)

There you have it, your law is so fucking retarded the e-thot could be sued by the SEC over selling canned shit and you wonder if they can have oversight over your internet money. LMAO.

I AM NOT LAUGHING