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is my 17k stack enough to make it bros? I'm tired of wage slaving

>>27775671
>Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and you too will succeed in this world

>About to sell my 150 AMD stocks for a 40% profit
>"It's so easy" from Guns n Roses playing on full blast
>Fill my order
>All the cash i was saving for a dip disappears in a split second
>Check trade history
>Forgot to choose "sell", chose "buy" instead
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS SO EASSSSSSSSSSSSSYYYYYY

> devs exit scam
> price still 40 cent

>>12857227
More like IRL this guy

>Be me
>Just move into boomer controlled apartment complex
>It's a piece of shit, but only $1100 a month, so it's ok.
>Discover that toilet is hooked up to hot water line
>Actual steam constantly rolling out of bowl
>Whole apartment constantly smells like hot shit and piss because my toilet is literally boiling my turds
>Ask landlord to fix it
>He tells me there is nothing wrong with it, and that if he has to get something changed I'LL be the one paying for it
>Can't afford a plumber, stuck in 2 year rental agreement, can't afford to move
>Forced to live with the aroma of shit endlessly wafting through my house
>Can't invite people over because of the overwhelming stench
>mfw

Fucking boomers