/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52910365
>welcome to hell, stinkers
>keep feeding me attention
Since I learned basic human psychology yesterday, is it safe to assume you suffer from some sort of untreated mental disorder?

>>50173741
Hah dude! Epic burn xd

>>23663495
>>23663516

>>22383714
>>Let me give you advice on how to reach a point where you wish you were a gay Indian man
He claims to work for JP Morgan Chase, don't forget.

>>22051060
>It just got enough traction and made enough money for him to hire devs that can actually make his wild promises a reality.
>That headcanon to cope with the fact he didn't get into LINK early
Holy shit hahaha. It was actually a scam at first guys! That's why I didn't buy!

>>21193288
>he sold

>>21167727

In all seriousness, this is the best laugh I've had on /biz/ that didn't involve the catalog being flooded with pink wojaks and I want to buy some, but Uniswap says no.

PULLRUG WILL BECOME MAGIC FLYING CARPET SIRS

>>21137755
>BAND getting flipped by TRB what a time to be alive

>>21119523
>>21119576

It's actually worse -- this guy and his little Discord of special needs investors tried to swing back when it was about 0.45, they dumped huge amounts in a few big batches and FUDded the shit out of the coin here, hoping to crash the price and scoop up cheap bags.

Instead, they watched in horror as their bags were instantly bought up, the coin went to .60, and then .80, and then $1 and then $2, and now $4.50, and the most he's been able to scrape together is like 7k .

He has been raging every time BUIDL's brought up since.

>>21071536
>>21071648
Butt hurt libtard Starbucks trenta iced latte with exactly two extra espresso pumps drinkers detected

lmao god help us all when these street shitting scmmers actually learn real English

>>21049236

>>21039866
>XRP
>#3

wheeze

>>21036968
>They are one of the only vehicles that last a long time usually up to 400k miles or more
>Subaru
>400k
>Hyundai
>Japanese

On behalf of /o/

lmao 10/10 well played

>>21003384
>kvetch
>oy vey

>mfw when even people who heard about LINK in 2020 and bought at $6 are still up 50% and you're about to get liquidated

When that happens, I'm gonna cash out some linkies, buy a really excellent Cuban cigar and some truly overpriced brandy, and I'm going to just enjoy the hell out of both of them while laughing at your completely self-inflicted financial ruin

>the same 4 jeets shilling this pointless generic premine

>>20874103

lel poor wagie can't deal with his man crush on his boss

sadly, he probably will not let you suck his dick

>>20844063

I miss the tax fud

>>20832148

Julian mah boy! I thought you killed yourself after it hit $2

How's that 7k stack doing, after you had 50k?

>>20821233
>AMPL is at lower lows than it has been in an entire month

woops, forgot to specifically lmao at this

>430m mcap
>a month ago it was ~15m
>lowest lows!
>mfw

>>20812710
>>20812548
>oy vey please I'm about to lose my job
>I used company money to short linkies and I'm losing everything

lmao yes, it's far more likely that people have been shilling link on the business section of a Mongolian yak butter churning imageboard, for three years, for most of which time the token was worth a handful of pennies, than you couple of glowing fucks are desperately trying to save the dumbest AND scummiest short play in crypto history which is blowing up in your boss's face

>>20809677
>There is no way to prove that every AMPL is 100% backed

10/10

>>20802990
>investors cashed out some millions, after a once a month unlock
>cap retraces 15% after doubling in a week
>wallets holding setting new ATH every hour
>more liquidity on Uniswap than literally every other coin put together

I don't know what's funnier, watching glass hands shatter under a little pressure, or the unadulterated seethe of people who were too smart to get rich

>>20784287

One of the great pleasures of holding this coin, other than the huge sums of money I'm making, is watching glass handed faggots get annihilated every week or so

>>20784316
sigh