/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>9834883
I unironically have my life savings riding on this... guess it's wagecucking for the rest of my entire miserable existence for me.

remember that pool clean vacuum guy?
he was holding BTC. you think he's gonna live the dream of owning his own pool one day?

>>9742088
>Are NEETs really happier than wagies?
Every wagie I know occasionally says work is stressful, but most of them seem pretty happy and almost all of them have pretty decent girlfriends or wives.

Every NEET I know (self included) seems extremely miserable, suicidally-depressed, and is either an incel or in a gay relationship because the idea of finding female companionship is virtually impossible to them.

I know it's just anecdotal, and a lot of NEETs will lie and say they're not depressed and love the freedom... but honestly I think NEETs are all fucking miserable and lead unsatisfying lives.

Just sold my BTC at an almost 50% loss, including fees. My initial investment was $8000 and I've got $4081.93 sitting in my bank account that I withdrew from coinbase. Looking forward to my tax break.

Ask me anything.

>>9512054
>the brony can afford a million dollar watch AND a custom t-shirt
where do I sign up to be painlessly removed from this planet

>ignore women your entire life
>now 30 years old
>rich and successful from crypto trading
>nice house, lambo, rolex, designer clothes, etc.
>however, still touchless incel virgin
>finally break down and try to pay for sex
>spend 3 weeks doing research and trying to figure out a safe way to do it
>meet up with some girl, she looks nothing like the photo
>desperate and horny, don't care, hand her $300 for the first hour
>it was a sting operation
>spend 6 months in jail
>finally get out, learn that while in prison the market crashed
>can't afford lambo payments anymore
>severely in debt from all of the vanity purchases that were made over the years
>lose basically everything
>move into shitty apartment and find a minimum-wage job
>at work on a friday
>recognize high-school crush
>she's hanging out with some 8/10 black guy
>overhear them talking and giggling about how great their morning sex was
>go home that night feeling depressed
>can't stand the thought of being a wagie living in a shitty apartment
>buy a handgun the following morning, just in case, two-day waiting period
>monday night at work again, see high-school crush again with the same black guy
>see them kissing
>finally snap, pull handgun out jacket pocket
>walk over and try to shoot them both
>shoot the guy in the arm, they both scream and run
>miss every following shot, they escape, neither die
>try to commit suicide, don't have the guts to do it
>pace around in a panic, keep sticking gun to head but can't do it
>cops show up after about 10 minutes
>hands shaking, set gun on floor and surrender
>life in prison for attempted murder
>arrive at the penitentiary, sit on hard prison-cell bed
>reality starts to kick in
>close eyes and imagine high-school crush getting fucked by a big black dick
>still no idea what pussy feels like and will never find out either
>start crying from sexual frustration and regret
>roll up shirt sleeve
>reveal LINK tattoo
>cell mate looks over and says "nice just bought 100k"

>tfw no gf
>tfw too late to become rich off of crypto

Women are financially draining me and I can see no end to it. I need to become a faggot as quickly and effortlessly as possible. Please help.

>>9125080
why must you post things like this

How many BTC do I need to undo my circumcision?

160 confirmations 45 minutes and no balance showing

>2018
>still not a millionaire
our existence is a joke. no matter how hard we try, we'll still be seen as nothing more than pathetic insects in the eyes of the top 1%

PLEASE, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST A FEW MOER SATOSHI

How much BTC do I need to go back in time and stop myself from getting circumcised at birth?

>still don't know password to my wallet
>have been bruteforcing on and off for 6 months
at what point do I give up, accept I've lost everything, and promptly blow my brains out?

(23.58 BTC in case you're wondering)

>still can't remember the password to my wallet

>unironically bought bitcoin at 19k then panic sold at 12k

>>5175522
lost my wallet passphrase and I'm out 2 BTC, I wanna kms

I have 12.39 BTC right now. Strongly considering going double or nothing with the entire stack on a gambling site. If I lose, I stick my .357 S&W into my mouth and squeeze the trigger. If I win, maybe life won't seem so fucking horrible for a moment.

I've been thinking about it ever since I bought these coins back in 2014. Lately some shit has been going on in my life that has made things borderline unlivable, and I really don't care anymore.

So, should I do it?

>mfw 0 LTC

>still haven't bought any coins
>continue to FUD myself out of the easiest /gainz/ in crypto history
>even now tell myself its a bubble and continue to wait for the next "dip"
>mfw I realize I've officially missed out

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>>4909845

I know but what can i do im holding this shit and the whales and bots tease me im stuck in this ADA hell as soon as i set a sell order bots set one for 1 sat lower so i cant dump my bags without selling at a huge loss

i cant wagecuck any longer... i can't do it, i need escape from this hell. i've been playing it safe with crypto for months taking profits where i can, no more. i'm about to go all in and start trading with 100% of my stack, if i dont make it then there is no escape for me.