/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Be 47
>Have back problems, mental problems
>Get $650 SSI deposit every month
>Have Government housing (Section 8)
>Pay $0 rent
>Never Pay Bills
>Buy 2 ounces of weed for $500 as soon as my deposit comes through
>smoke all 2 ounces within 2 weeks
>Have no money or weed for remaining 2 weeks of the month
>Son told me to invest in Bitcoin 4 years ago
>Ignored Son
>Spent money on weed instead
>Go to Community College for Psychology
>Get $6000 Student Loan Financial Aid Check
>Finally have money to invest
>Quit College because I'm dumb
>Spend it all on weed

Who else retarded as fuck here?