/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58536503
I have fuck you money, but I've done everything but fuck, and I am still a virgin.

If I spend $10MM on coke and snort it all at the same time to free myself of this hellish existence would I set some sort of world record?

You barely qualify for a mortgage and still can't comfortably retire until your 60s.

>>56803512
>$1000 is not a lot of money unless you’re an incel
Not true.
Multi millionaire incel here.
Even a million buckeroos isn't a lot for me now.
I need at least $10 million buckeroos to get a gf it seems.

>>56638949
Not true at all anon, I've made it and have almost 8 figures now.
But I am still a virgin.
Women don't touch me with a 10 foot pole because I am short.
If anything women would rather eat shit with chad in a nigger ass part of town than live in a mansion with a manlet.

Bondbros, where did we go wrong?

I fucking die every time I read someone "made 30k off of LINK". It hurts my soul, hurts my soul to the very core. Worst of all I don't have any money anymore to invest, so I'm double poor.

I go to bed every single night wish I held. I hate myself so, so much. I am now going to have to work for years just to make what I could have made off of LINK. My life could be so fucking much better if I was still holding LINK. I want to hold. I want to hold LINK for many years. Now I have to buy it at over $8. I have to save up to buy LINK at over $8.

Like honestly, I feel like killing myself. I can't deal with the stress. Knowing I cold have had so much money right now... seeing all these people on line making so much money effortlessly... that should have been me... I really want to kill myself. All I think about at night is how fucking expensive LINK is now.

It feels so, so horrible. No joke, I am close to going crazy and robbing a bank. I have thought about scamming people to make back what I could have won on LINK. I've thought about just going on a murder spree. Just sneaking around town shitting people's throats and or soothing them with a gun.

yes i sold the bottom
goodbye

>>54417257
You think that's bad?
Try being in 7 figure hell and still a virgin.

>>53109311
You think 6 figure hell is bad, try being in 7 figure hell and still a kissless virgin.

Anyone buying this after last week's pump is a retard. You need to wait at least 2-3 years before people will stomach another shitcoin bullrun. There's no memetic hype runway left after LUNA/LUNC, FTX and now the Binance fud happening.
Knowing that normies won't buy into Pepepal, this thing is now only a niggercoin not unlike how nigger drug dealers sabotaged their own community dealing drugs to other black people. Don't be a retard and don't get scammed.