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Place your bets. CHIM edition.

The Atom CATs have no claws leastways none yet brandished. Speaking of cats the Leviathan turned out to be RoaringKitty in the fur with a stack of calls expiring next week. Meanwhile the bathniggers look to be coming out smelling like roses with new ISINs and a new plan confirmation hearing.

Absolute Unit prepares to reach heaven by violence. Through CHIM it will remake itself into the holding company known colloquially as Gameshire Bathaway. Shareholders of all subsidiaries will exchange their shares for units and receive tribute in the form of dividends. These units and dividends may be listed on and paid through the tZero blockchain securities exchange which may have been recently acquired by GME. Further cash and warrants to purchase more units may be provided.

The Wu-Tang LAN Party kicks off tomorrow. Will they bring the ruckus with an NFT dividend for Ryan's favorite shareholders on GameStop's NFT exchange? What presents will Ryan bring us tomorrow? Is it more dilution? Find out next time on GME Z.

As always sneed politicsniggers.

Contenders:
Atom CATs
>The lights turned on and all the chicanery is being exposed.

Revenge of the Bathniggers
>Bathniggers get cash and new equity in the form of units.

Warranted Dead or Alive
>Shareholders of record receive warrants (special call options) as dividends.

Wedged into the Ledge
>Pee-pee-poo-poo indicators show line go up soon.

Absolute Unit
>GME shares are exchanged for new units (possibly on tZero) representing ownership of a basket of securities.

The Leviathan
>RoaringKitty bought 120,000 ITM call options expiring on June 21st and intends to exercise.

Dark Horse:
Wu-Tang LAN Party
>NFT dividend of rare Wu-Tang Clan album.

Blast from the Past
>LEGO Bionicle x Gamestop M&A with G3 Bionicles released for shareholders and LEGO Fortnite Bionicle skin NFT dividend.
>Toys'R'Us and/or Blockbuster M&A

Glass them from orbit:
>All of them, simultaneously.