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5'6 master race reporting in

Monday means I work graveyard, which means I'll head out to big boy woods at 6am, improve my location for a few hours until the heat really kicks in, catch some sleep during the peak, wake up and eat and improve area a little longer. then head back to society on the 2nd to last bus (in case I miss it)
Then I will shitpost on whatever board I am not banned on in my alternate location near work until it is time to go in. Then I will flex on druggies and hobos that belong on a cross.

Mondays are awesome. Sounds like a skill issue

>be me
>gas station savant
>learn the job fast
>be efficient
>2 weeks in, start to coast but still faster than other wagies
>tell lotto boomers to huff paint, tell shitskins we don't have that blunt wrap
>4 weeks in manager wags their finger
>leave job no notice
>get hired at next gas station
>repeat
The game was rigged from the start

Also I saw a black bear today, didn't get a pic because I was too busy panicking. Heard movement near dusk for about 3 minutes that sounded too slow to be a deer. Get out and walk up hill to see a black bear. Did the thing the internet told me about and waved my arms and said "hey bear" a few times. Then I saw 2 cubs go up a tree and realized I might actually be in trouble lmao. Went further uphill and stood around a few minutes until I couldn't hear rustling. Went back to tent and grabbed my wallet and stanley coffee mug. Went back up hill and banged knife on mug a few times every couple of minutes just for good measure. Now I'm sitting around waiting to hear loud noise again. Wewlad

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>the internet revealed who I was and it traumatized me
Fats issue lmao

Vaxx chads rise up, I'm currently at zero

Bros....we are not healing