/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>13057683
im currently unemployed and living at my parents, with 9 months left in my degree, i just want a new partner or two so i can get some decent ab workouts in at a consistent rate. i kinda doubt id want to date any girl who would want to date me at the moment

i aint looking for ms. right, im just looking for a fuckbuddy that doesnt have a fuggin husband while i do a little job hunting.

working around two peoples schedule to set up meetings is hard enough, working around two peoples schedule plus her husband's or boyfriends? its becoming more of a pain in the ass than the girls are worth

but its hard meeting new gals, since girls who are cheating with me usually hate setting me up with their friends, because its awkward on a few levels

>>12792322
moved out of parents house
moved back into parents house
childhood dog passed away
built a computer
completed probation, record wiped clean
got promoted, and later quit, my first job
missed out on +1000% gains in crypto
didnt miss out on 100% gains in stock market
less than a year from graduating college, but currently no job
slept with one girl once when she was single first year
slept with same girl once when she wasnt single during second year, she almost had my kid from that one
one year dry spell (12 months + 3.5 weeks), then slept with an old highschool crush two times in past three weeks
but she is still together with her live in boyfriend of 10 years, so i gotta lose these feelings...
ive lost 40lbs, gained 30lbs, lost 10 lbs, gained back 20 lbs, and currently down 15 lbs again, I've stayed active in general as most of my friends get beer guts or more weight gains
ive gotten my credit score up 200 points in past 1.5 years
ive maintained (and continue to maintain) zero debt of any kind, credit, loans, or personal lending
learned some more math, along with some physics and a tiny bit of economics

gained a large amount of knowledge and perspective in the past three years, but i still have not managed to apply it to my immediate material benefit

>>11961120
every single market is holding its breath for the G20 shenanigans, then the direction for the next couple months will be decided

>>11761545
>Panic
FOMO is one hell of a drug

how do I find an investing job?

or is it impossible if you dont live in new york or have finance degree?

pay is not important, any income is better than $0 a week/month/year

>>11574094
welcome friend

welcome to the machine

>>11534827
thanks to amphetamine salts I wont be hungry until 2am

>>11196371
china and japan are on holiday today

dont worry youll get your mini-crash, before the golden bull run commences

BUY THE TRUMP DIP

>>11196381
its ok, but fuck small town cops

my day has been so-so too, was nice to see green day when i got out of class

>>11148391
ehh, its fake weed because I need a new job

really I should be working on applying for any job i can get, but i dont have class again until monday, and procrastination is my favorite pastime...

>>11148433
id kill for any THC since I havnt had any for months now, so im biased

but yes they are

but vapes and edibles are 100x better


what i really crave though is some freshly made LSD, since no job on earth does a spinal tap to drug test
but I'm broke as fuck at the moment

>>10947289
dividends are good for drips and taxes

but the stock price drops to compensate for every dividend, so either buy the day after a payout, or prepare for momentary dip