/biz/ - Business & Finance

With the market closed, and the day off from work, what do I do? Where do I go? My life is following lines.

Currently watching Footloose. When was the last time that you danced with a fine young maiden to protent your (and her) honor?
Never?
Oh geez.
In any case, buy more AQB so that I can recover my eternally lost position.

You guys buy on data? I just buy whatever is trendy.

i know a few pajeets at work. they're actually pretty cool. they shared some of their food with me and talked about how they hate pakistan cricket so much that it's unreal.
i think some of you are being needlessly mean.

SOXS? SOXL? People keep talking about socks but I'm barefoot.

new paradigm this, black swan that
i just wanna make money for god's sake

> 30y/o boomer
> set the lowest age in my dating profiles to 27 because I don't want to be a creep
Have I been doing it wrong all this time?

> boomer pieces of paper saying that you """own""" part of a company despite having no meaningful control over anything
Remind me why I should care again?

I urinated in my pants because I drank too many Yoohoo chocy milkies.

Literally nothing about your life, or the lives of anyone you know, will change because of 4 dead billionaires.

>>55338601
But tomorrow isn't a holiday?

I don't want to have mixed-raced children.

Just buy a home when prices dip. You do have a six figure downpayment, right anon?

I just want to be wanted (by my family, by my friends, by women, by people in power, by anyone), but money can't make people love you.

> $10m
> "made it"
I can't even afford to live in a NYC Brownstone with that money, let alone a mega skyscraper.

How do I invest in self-love? I hate myself.

>>54897294

Are you selling these jugs? How much would I need to pay for one?

I'm in my 30s and still precum in my pants when my thicc latina project manager sends me a flirty DM.

SVB collapsed not even a month ago. That weekend was the most schizo doomerposting since 2020.

I spent like 10 minutes trying to bake but Bangladeshi moot wouldn't give me a captcha.

Just get an abortion. It's not that complicated.

It is 4am EST / 1am PST on a Sunday. The markets are closed.
Please go to sleep anon. It's unhealthy to be up this late.

Aren't you bery goncered :D about the environmental impact of needing to raise and feed hundreds of cows/goats/etc to fuel your cheese economy? What about the methane?

Everything is going to be fine. You guys just like fetishizing disasters.