/biz/ - Business & Finance

What the actual fuck? How do people have this much conviction? At least it used to be that memes had way higher risk and downside during market downturns.

In the original biz airdrop thread, pajeetus/5G said that 100m was the target. He quickly switched it up and began the 1B meme. It's not hard to find that bananagun wallets he used to snipe still hold around 15% of supply. If I held APU I'd probably sell everything around 70m/80m and wait for the nuke

Is there a single "AI" crypto project that isn't just shameless grifting?

Should gBTC selling be continuous?

Why would Blackrock and other VCs just let their bags lose 15% in 24 hours, make their own ETFs look unattractive, and make a laughingstock of themselves like this?

World war 3 might have just started in Yemen and Iran, the ETF frenzy is over, and he's still holding his internet funny coins

The fact that people are unironically dumping bitcoin to rotate into alts right now has to be the most retarded bullshit I've ever seen

>Bitcoin crabs at 47k
>alts bleed to death
>bitcoin gigadumps from 48k to 45k
>alts don't even react

What's your excuse?

>2023
>BAT

Hi I poop my pants lol jk or am I? xD

>based devs

What makes you think OF isn't lying to these sluts about their statistics to increase engagement? It's probably made up or at least embellished to motivate and encourage their creators to make more content. Notice how they'll tell the creators what their "rank" is but there isn't an all-accessible leaderboard for everyone else to check who the top 1000 whores are.

>Kryptowährungsinvestmentplattform

I owe women sex

My sex with women account is past due and they’re knocking on my door

>work in tiny shop where I make wood engraved gifts for stacies on etsy
>make twice as much as when I wagecucked

Why didn't you guys tell me after the craftsman pill?

>>51505770
It's not about drastic change anon, it's about small incremental changes that lead up to a breakthrough where you will no longer be a complete faggot. Start by making your own meals you lazy fuck.

>>51319167
$50 billion isn't really that much to be honest. 1/5th the wealth of Musk and the GDP of a shithole country like the congo.

>>51216222
I want to believe that OP is larping, but his trips have confirmed to me that OP did in fact come in contact with a divine (possibily inter-dimensional) being.

Could it be that the homeless man was a crypto investor who lost everything? In which case his advice is pretty bad.

>yield curve more inverted than 2008
>hyperstagflation running rampant
>economy collapsing
>president threatening to bomb people who don't vote for him
wew, what happens next?

>>51185957
Stop spying on me

>apply for IT job
>get it
>after getting hired, I'm told that the department I was hired for was dissolved and that I'd be starting work under assistant manager rather than that department head
>2 days later, the assistant manager was then fired right as a merger was taking place
>never set up my job duties page on the organizer we use
>other company my workplace was merging with had their IT department take over
>was given a small office and told to consult with new IT manager by senior manager
>go and ask, the IT team doesn't have a manager, they apparently work as a team
>ask to get on their organizer as well to take on some duties, but was told that each individual already has a subset they deal with and they have nothing to give me
>have been coming into work for 3 weeks now, doing nothing and collecting a paycheque

Realistically, how long can this go on for?

>>51102377
Oh, okay.