/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Thanks for filling out our 10 page application, our questionnaire, our online assessment test, our online aptitude test, our online cultural fit test, thanks for speaking to me, my colleague, my other colleague, and someone else
>Hi Anon, let me give you a tour of the place
>Everyone is so happy here
>Everyone has their own little cubicle
>Here is a fancy rec area where people play ping pong and video games
>Here is a fancy kitchen area where we have a stacked kitchen with snacks, drinks
>"Hi Anon, I love it so much here, I never want to leave!"
>"Yes we have unlimited PTO, but people love it here so much, few people actually take off"
>Our check out time is 5, but people usually stay till 6 or 7.
>We have a "work hard, play hard attitude"
>We're so progressive, insist on hiring for "diversity". We love you even more if you're a non-white and a female!
>More than half of our middle managers are women

What the fuck is this shit?