/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57252763
>The problem is it would never be touched again and in 20 years
This shit makes me laugh. It's like, how fucking long has the FDIC limit been $250k?

Fuckin hell what is wrong with you guys?

>>56820954
It means banks have some heavy bags, but in the end it won't matter because the Fed will make up some bullshit Calvinball program that mitigates any ill effects.

>>56811554
What kind of options voodoo are they even doing with this fund?

>>56575646
What an absolute menagerie of shit.

>>56548440
N-gas isn't a bad idea at all. Commodities are kinda schizo sometimes though.

>>56528516
Today.

>>56517905
1% since February 22 is fucking terrible. That's so bad, it's worse than your portfolio's performance, OP.

OH NO WTFWT

>>56476209
I'm often too lazy to make pasta or bread, but I hear you on that. Like the alfredo and pesto sauce at the grocery store is all basedbean oil. Absolutely disgusting.

>>56467120
I don't give a single Satoshi about crypto.

>>56414621
Sheeiit we finna ball nahmeen?

>>56405937
Yeah, well why hasn't my MIC responded? Checkmate, you ban evading Jew.

I'm getting so many sale emails. WTF is going on in consooom land?

The fuck? Did I click on /r9k/ by mistake?

>>56356813
Someone jacked off to this.
>It wasn't me though.

Went to take a shit and everything rallied.

>>56300503
Uh, maybe they're just pretending to be retarded.

>>56292001
Bonds are fixed income securities offered by the government let's say I buy a bond at 2% interest per annum, and lets say tomorrow there is less buyers for bonds and the government offers a higher interest rate of 4% to attract buyers. This makes my bond worse less on the secondary market because it has a 2% coupon rate and you can get a 4% coupon rate on the primary market. Which means bonds and interest rates are inversely corelated, If you buy a bond at 4% and there is more demand for bonds than there is bonds the government will lover the coupon rate lets say to 2%, now your bond is worth more on the secondary market because you can only get a 2% coupon rate on the primary market.
>>56292191
Does this suffice?

>>56231570
No idea. My guess is an ATH in oil and 7% interest rates kill the economy.

>>56202484
At least you're not long bonds.

>>56199435