/biz/ - Business & Finance

I think I just figured out an infinite money glitch. First I'm going to sue myself and obviously I'm going to win the case because I'm not going to fight it. So that would mean I legally owe myself money and obviously I'd settle with myself to have it paid as an annuity. Then I'd sell that annuity to one of those companies that give you a lump sum in exchange for the rights of future payments. They'll never come after me for the full amount because I'll always make the payments, with the lump sum they provided me. The payments would only be a fraction of what they provided me in the short term. I could just keep doing this over and over so I'll always have money for payments. I'll be in perpetual debt to an exponentially larger degree, but I'll always have plenty of cash on hand. I'll just die before the money stops being able to match the debt payments. I'm pretty sure this is how the US economy works anyway.

So did you guys really think you could out-jew the jews? How many times do you need to be proven wrong?