/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>30151825
Be careful they might be CCP agents trying to steal your DNA to make CRISPR babies in China. We are 20 years away from a race of Aryan super humans being born from Chinese labs.

Sad that you missed out on all the defi stuff that went 100x? Well too bad. Now we have another 2 years of crab and bear.

Better luck next time suckers.

There are anons here right now browsing biz regularly who did not buy the dip.

My excuse for not buying more (only dropped a few grand at 5k btc) was that I thought it would get worse.

What is yours?

ATTN: Index fund investors and Dip Buyers
a word from Mohamed A. El-Erian
(chief economic adviser at Alianz, former CEO and co-chief investment officer at PIMCO)

>if you’re in stocks, this i an opportunity for repositioning to higher quality
>Go up from buying the index into very strong balance sheets high cash, very low debt (coming due?)
>Regret minimization - going up in quality is a regret you can afford to make, staying in names that can default is not
>Making a mistake is highly likely in this environment

He's been right about this shit so far, and says we are most likely still in a downtrend.
More:
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2020-03-28/coronavirus-don-t-read-too-much-into-stocks-sudden-rebound

When should I buy vtsax?
I'm thinking right after the cremators stop running 24/7 will be prime territory.

Also is coffee good for you?

WHAT COULD MAKE BEING STUCK INDOORS MORE FUN?

A BITCOIN BULL RUN.

HYPERBITCOINIZATION!

3.87

Corona chan is going to kill all the third world garbage flooding this board with their shitcoins. Praise white Jesus.

They will literally die choking on their own blood and mucus.

>>17460604
Hell yeah dude, we've been due for a hard landing for five years. Corona might be the trigger but the fundamental problem is completely different. Things are completely fucked and we still haven't paid up for 2008. The amount of inefficiency, misallocation, and dysfunction will mean multiple painful recessions for the rest of our lives. I expect we are headed into a situation like Japan at the end of this. A morass of debt, infrastructure, resource, housing, and social problems. You will look back on this horrible decade like it was the 90s one day and realize how far we've sunk.

>>17437078
It means that gold went up too fast so some other people took profits to either buy back in lower, or use the drop in equities to increase their exposure to the US stock market.

That’s my take.

>>17436916
Women truly are something else.

I shall reward you for your excellent coomerbait “IMAGINE LE THE SMELLE” post

You are most likely referring to the Baha’i Faith, or possibly Jainism.

Unless there’s something called Koala-ism that I’m unaware of.

>>17426044
>I honestly feel like Michael Burry when he talked about his short positions.
THIS is a sign to be VERY FUCKING CAREFUL bearcucks. Life is not like the movies.
>I honestly feel like Michael Burry when he talked about his short positions.
Kekkies I don’t want to rip on you but come on that’s just funny. Anyhow:
>I honestly feel like Michael Burry when he talked about his short positions. Everything we see is pointing to 3-5 year drop off. If nCoV-19 gets any worse we could see some real damage. My estimates are at least 2-5% affected business operations in America per month.
Uhhhh how did you calculate these estimates? Have you been backtesting these methods at all? 3-5 year drop off in what, economic activity? Growth? Or are you taking about bond yields or some shit?

You’re just fucking with me right?
Damn it I took the bait.

>>17426186
AAAAAAH FUCKING FUCK ME I BOUGHT LIKE $730 OF KIRKLAND LAKE AND NOW THE GREMLINS ARE GOING TO REKTED ME!!!

>>17426226
This can’t apply to paper gold, does it? Also doesnt that not apply to coined PMs or something?

>>17426231
Bro. With an r naught like that. I mean I’d be surprised if anyone DOESNT have the Rona by now

>>17357958
>he doesn’t onto beauty in many forms
Low t

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17339609
You’re just going to spend it all in Tijuana donkey shows

>LPTX hits 52-week high
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
WHERE ARE YOU LPTXANON I HOPE YOU HELD ON!!

He went out for a run and stir fry and never came back. God bless him.

Could you imagine if you bought fucking GALT instead of LEAP THERAPEUTIX? Ahahahahahahahaha

AAAAAAAAAAAA
I OVERSLEPT AGAIN
WHATD I MISS?!?

Where the h*ckies is the dip?

Is Natty going to squeeze the shorts higher or should I just harvest the rest of my gains?

>>17305835 #
Jesus Christ bearish as fuck

Also stonks has definitely jumped the shark.

Who is this thot? Amateur porn? Twitch?
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>>17305981 #
Have you seen how shitty these threads are lately?

If he’s not dead he’s decided to go somewhere without these fucking assholes shilling microcap garbage and floundering generics companies.

>>17306010 #
I have never heard this saying, but I’m pretty sure the fed calls the top. As they say, economic expansions don’t die of old age. They die when the fed strangles them

>>17301557
Based nippon design
You just KNOW her MP is off the charts!

>>17301388
Why would it spike when the market is closed?

>>17301747
OH NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY!!!

We’re below Friday’s close right?
Japan likely to open red... this could be an unpleasant morning tomorrow.