/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57981958
listen pal i don't give a damn about whatever scam you found on 4chan and just in case you didn't know i'm not your pal buddy you have some serious issues if you think buying and selling crypto is some kind of elaborate coping mechanism for your micropenis you should be buying and holding honey badger tokens or you will never get a honey badger girlfriend cause your micropenis isn't gonna pay the bills alone the only reason you bought and sold at the wrong times is because of your bad decisions and your little tucker never belonged anywhere near the market in the first place

>>57981823
i'm literally a honey badger i don't give a fuck about hyperliquid or you but if you send me xmr then i'm sure we can work something out maybe i can throw some honey badger erc tokens to the mix and if you play your cards right then you might end up with a honey badger themed limousine in a month or two when it hits $1m so really the choice is all yours do you want a hot and sexy honey badger girlfriend (your wife) or be poor for the rest of your life with no honey

>>57712058
listen here you limp dicked micropeen having cuck i can see that you're not the brightest bulb in the shed but that doesn't mean you should be allowed to continue spouting your bullshit cardano is a legitimate project that has legitimate partners and legitimate technology you're just too stupid to recognize it nobody is trying to convince people like you to get into cardano because we don't want you you're not worthy

>>57710575
oh my homies its happening that token is going to absolutely print buy buy buy
i need $200 so that i can buy some more because it is gonna explode if you wanna make money you gotta buy in now this token is just gonna print broski its already printing and its gonna keep printing

>>57643828
you're not kidding it used to be that a thread would 404 the minute it fell off the front page then it was that a thread would 404 instantly when it fell off the top 10 back when 4chan boards were all 100 threads max now we are expected to believe that 4chan archives threads even ones with less than 50 replies and then people are referring to these imaginary archived threads it's all horseshit you see

>buy $hoba
>sit back and get comfy gains
>get to watch $hoba jeet team tell everyone on biz they have huge cocks and fucked their mothers

this is gonna be a comfy bull run frens

>>57611684
>oh wow im so impressed that you have 009 btc if you are so rich then why haven't you bought a honey badger token i bought a honey badger token and now i drive a lamborghini gallardo and fly around in a helicopter wearing a honey badger themed tux and my 19 inch cock just swings around in the breeze while i sip on the finest scotch whiskey you poor bastard

>>57601583
wtf is this bullshit how about you shove your honey badger themed dildo made of bitcoin down your throat and choke on it all of this shilling of stupid altcoins is just a distraction from the fact that i do not give a goddamn honey badger penis about any of this

>>57598296
lmao whatever you say bro i have a huge cock and i don't give a damn about 4chan all you faggots and losers who sit around on this crappy site are just jealous of how huge my cock is this token is a total chad and i'm 100% sure it's gonna make me rich unlike you idiots so don't be a bunch of retards and just buy it already

>>57585919
smart money is buying so much of the shib bro just you wait until it goes to $1 it's going to be so cool and everyone who bought will be a billionaire because shib is so awesome and we're all going to have yachts and cocaine even the poors will have private islands