/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hello everybody and welcome to WHEEL OF SHITCOINS

I'm your host, analmcrape, and here are our contestents! BRRRRAP oh wait just kidding it's a fucking autistic shithead who loves getting raped by shitcoins! What do you have to say to the audiance?

"I WANT TO FILL MY BIG FAT MEATY BOY HOLE WITH ICX SO THAT I CAN SHORT MY OWN LIFE DOWN TO ZERO!

BUY THE DIP, THEN DIP INTO MY OWN ASSHOLE AGAIN AND AGAIN! IT;S THE NEVER ENDING CAROUSEL OF ASS FUCKING!"

"Wow that seems like a really good investment, mind if I climb into your asshole?"

"Sure, go ahead! Just watch out for Mr ICX, he'll fucking rape your asshole too!"

"Duly noted! Into the infinite asshole I gooooooooooooooooo~"

"Woah! How far does this man;s asshole go? Just goes to show you the POWER of ICX! It can turn any asshole into an INFINIASSHOLE!"

>>11625559
>2018
>not phoneposting
imagine sitting on a chair like a little cuckold infront of a screen typing shit on 4chan. holy fuck kys.

>>11625251
you fucking retard you still deposit btc on there, bitmex holds the most fucking btc in cold storage. every single exchange bot follows bitmex. THEY ARE MARKET MAKERS

>>11624213