/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Walk into office
>AHEM
>Ahem vibrates through the concrete, setting off several Body-language triangulators, Sweat Condensation Sensors, and smoke alarms
>I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
>The Micro$oft bodyguards and SWAT team are rushing toward my location
>FFFFFFFFF
>An HR hamplanet dives through the air like a majestic krispe kreme powered blimp
>UUUUUCK NIIIGGGEERRRSSSS
>It's too late
>The wagecucks VR helments and Prostate dilators snap in half
>Everyone is freed by my racism
>Wagies protect me with their supple flesh while a hail of gunfire heads down the office corridors
>I sneak out to fuck my 9 year old wife

We need more tether printing. Why is this fed allowed to do it but not us?

AAAAAAND CHACHA SLIDE

And just like that, women will never be able to vote again.

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>business forgot to put extra napkins in my to-go bag
>use their public wifi to post child porn
>Report them to the FBI
>They get shut down