/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24808333
nice digits

>>24317100
>Davos, 2021
>"Ladies and gentlemen, we are on the cusp of a new-"
>Suddenly, Klaus Schwab busts through the doors, sweaty and flushed
>His Dr. Evil costume is wrinkled and unbecoming
>"Vait! Ze niggers are holding ze zerpees!"
>A stunned silence washes over the room
>Christine LaGarde pulls out a stylish Baretta and paints the walls with her brain
>Emmanuel Macron rushes over to lap up what's left of the pineal gland
>Everyone's phones ring at once
>It's Bog
>on all lines
>"Pull it"

>>23835253
rolling for the, dare i say, absurd notion of dollar drops