/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56287736
and they're certainly not showing

https://youtu.be/o-I8bB3K07c
I SOLD MY SHORT SHARES ON YOUR MARKET LAST NIGHT
(I LIKE THE STOCK)
I KEPT MY FUND'S LIGHTS ON AROUND MIDNIGHT
(I LIKE THE STOCK)
OH SOMETHIN'S TELLIN ME BOY, YOU'VE BEEN BUYING MORE
AND WHEN I SHORT SELL, OH YOUR HANDS WILL BE SORE

OH IVE GOT A PILE OF BORROWED GAMESTOP AND SOME MARKET MAKER FRIENDS
IVE GOT A LOVELY FRESH NEW DIAPER AND SOME DEER PORN IVE BEEN SENT
AND WHEN WE AVOID MARGIN CALL WE HOLD EACH OTHER'S HANDS
WE ARE THE SHORTIN HEDGIES AND WE'RE CLOSE TO GETTING V&

Yeah this is more like the shill/total moron post volume I was expecting, 70 posts in and I can only see 32 of them counting the first one that's basically still part of the OP.

>>54081444
Yeah that's gonna be another kek check

>>53970626
Yes.

>NOOOOOOOOOOO STOP NOTICING SO MUCH! STOP NOTICING CONNECTIONS BETWEEN COMPANIES! STOP CALLING US SHILLS AND GANGES GULPING WASTES OF LIFE FOR BEING PAID TO FUD A STOCK ON A MONGOLIAN THROAT SINGING ENTHUSIASTS IMAGEBOARD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It has finally happened gentlemen, I have laughed so hard I pood a lil.

>>53242310