/biz/ - Business & Finance

If we hit 34k it’s straight to 50k by March

based z back to btfo the skimpletong army

>digital gold

>Chainlink threads disappear
>10+ new threads on a fake Twitter screenshot that says Satoshi moved his coins

Really makes you think

i tell my family i am a daytrader but in reality i just collect government stimulus checks and unemployment while trading 10 or 20 bucks on shitcoins then losing it all in the first hour

all oldfags who have been in the game for awhile know what this means
institutional guys in asia front running institutional guys in europe and the us
gonna be a bloody monday incoming

>>25788731
Uhhu ;) ;) ;) :D:D:D uwu

I'm all cash waiting for the dump. Am I the only one?

>>25779969
Henlo my name is pee pee.

>>25775744
This is a computer generated peepee that has no owner but the algorithm

this gave me an erection

i made this meme

i was just drinking hot chocolate out of my coffee mug then something kind of rubbery entered my mouth.
Then it hit me, i coomed into the mug earlier
was eating t he coom a good financial decision? I read on here that it can cure diseases and heal the body

when i fart and feel a little squirt i let it stay in between my butcheeks and when morning arrives, its still there

how do I profit off of POOP

>>25730904
How do I go about getting blow jobs when that happens? Do I just knock on my neighbors door and jingle a bag of mercs around when things start getting tense?

>MFW I realized you only need 100 ETH to be a millionare by EOY

How do i make money on weeb incels who have no place to congregate online?

Always do the opposite of what /biz/ tells you. This is going to be an incredible shakeout of weak handed faggots.

I need to shit really bad but i cant leave these charts. I MUST watch things go up or down. Wut do?

Is it possible to upload my sperm to the blockchain?

>>25671219

>>25652460
>18: 0
>23: like £500

I'm 26 now with £40k

I post cartoon bears on a Mongolian basket weaving forum when the price of a specific asset on the Internet slightly goes down. I do this almost every hour.