/biz/ - Business & Finance

You could dump 100k into a covered call ETF like QYLD or JEPI, the other 80% into VOO/tech stocks, use the covered call income (~1k/month) to keep investing more into VOO. Or invest more into income now if you are worried about market crash.

>>25372535
>I won't be able to fuck cute gap year students or get flat out wasted and trip balls in a desert and just be a pure degenerate
you don't have to make it to do any of this, just be resourceful

>he still thinks I'm ever selling my linkies
>he still has yet to understand
>the price is meaningless

The stock market crash larpers is one of four things, ranked in order from most likely to least likely
>raid from another 4chan board, reddit, or discord
>government/big firm psyop to crash the market via disinformation and panic selling
>government/big firm psyop to reverse psychology people into buying when there actually is a crash coming at an undisclosed date
>insiders who actually know and have decided to share this information so we can minimize our losses

Any opinions on how this may affect the stock market?