/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58420812
Villain fuddies blows up yo' board
Take yo' shitpost, yo' email and yo' Glock
This mutherfucker thought the cube had a padlock
You slapped jannys ass, that's alarmin'
'Cause he want my ban like he wants to be a mam
We chin check niggas, them thin bag niggas
Run trains on FUD niggas, beware these goon' Niggas
Scarin' mutherfuckers like Adem Kayser
Makin' janny niggas clear the board like a dyke fleein' dick
Makin second too None gains, nigga stake Link
So when Chainlink bombs, nigga, who you poolin' with?
Fuck that gumwatch on your wrist, fuck yo' fuddy ass bitch
'Cause you could lose all your Link in a tussle, nigga, watch me hustle
Watch niggas kiss my ass without flexin' a stinky
Bitches, all in the back, they knees waitin' for sticky
Same time, same telegram channel, don't change the dial
Staking for Life, fuckin' yo FUD, these niggas poor (Hello)

I bought this Chainlink shit
And this the mutherfuckin' dumps I get?


Did Link fall off? Got you in your pool
Rippin' every "Sergay" poster on your wall off
Just 'cause I put away the sawed off
Now I got you sittin' back with a smirk
Listening with your arms crossed
Questioning Juel's credibility (What?)
Wondering if it's still in me to buy more Stinks
Y'all be killin' me
As if I need to make mo', Sergay got a mansion
And six cars that are paid fo', suck Big Macs! (Hello)
We came a long way from not givin' a fuck
Sellin' Linkys out of a trunk to movin' this far up
Now we got the whole world staking
Made a million-plus and still don't give a mutherfuck
Mutherfucker, I'm Sergey! I don't need your respect
I don't need to make another oracle, bitch, I don't gotta do shit
I do it because I want to, not to stay in the game
Fuck the fame, I'm still stayin' the same, lil' bitch! (Hello)

>>56692595

bump

>>21190186
>i dont care if it goes to 1000
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REDDIT HILLARY VOTERS STILL LOSING KEK

>A new doctor is explaining everything to me
>He hands me the shoebox I put some possessions in - a photo of my family, a photo of my cat, my first Ledger Nano
>I can tell this body isn't organic, but it looks completely natural
>The doctor shows me my portfolio
>Adjusted for inflation, I'm the equivalent of a 2021 billionaire
>I pay for an ego backup
>A sensor imbedded in my body serves as an oracle, if I die my consciousness will immediately be restored in a new body
>I spend some decades roaming Earth, talking to the other old Linkers
>Learn that ayys made first contact soon after our societal and technological development was spurred on by smart contracts
>Pay homage to the statue of Sergey Nazarov, standing in the center of what was once Israel
>Send 1 Link to the janitors wallet as he scrubs Sergey's giant stone feet
>He gets a notification and realizes he's suddenly a rich man
>Exclaims he can finally buy his freedom, breaks down crying tears of happiness
>Figure I've had enough of Earth, pay a ship building company to make me a vessel resembling the one I once flew in EVE Online
>Explore the stars and meet all sorts of interesting people and space niggers using worm holes rendered traversable by some alien technology
>Enter the infinite
What are you gonna do when you make it, anon?

I think i am gonna be good tho

Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He picked up his bottle of champagne on the floor, pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured champagne all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>>19312190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-cUAug6Cvg

Is 1000 actually FUD?

If you don't make at least 100 bucks from every cent LINk goes up you should sell. You're LINKlet scum

dips to 1.50-2 I'm maxing out a credit card and taking out a 30k loan to buy.

I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING

heres how it works u fucKING moron.

1. setup sex smart contract
2. find hooker
3. beat her pussy up and nut inside that snizzATCH!
4. transfer (1) chainlink to her wallet address once nut has been successfully deposited inside of pussy
5. big mac afterwards with X-tra special sauce

Sergey is exiting

>>16031195
>No hoverhand

>>16028500
>getting triggered by not having atleast 10k lunks
Kek

>>16020116
Reached 400 n some today, I really want it to pump but at the same time I dont

>>16013160
>inb4 muslim pregnant sirgay

Peepee

>>11369205
original was antony fantano