/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12684201
No
>>12684209
>kohai
Very rude
>>12684222
Is your teenage daughter single? I only fuck girls under 18
>>12684225
Okay but unironically
>>12684232
Very rude, this portfolio is kino and you're too stupid to understand it
>>12684242
Actually good paired with pep

There are fucking birds in my attic that won't shut the fuck up
I'm not kicking them out until spring because it's cold outside, but i wish they were a little more considerate

>>12307156
A-anon that is very impressive and very concerning

>tfw the 30% crash is coming so I can buy UDOW and TQQQ at rock bottom prices
THE FIRE RISES BROTHERS

I will not take the bait
I will not take the bait
I will not take the bait
I will not take the bait
I will not take the bait
I will not take the bait
I will not take the bait

Apple Earnings edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

>How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

Interactive Brokers
>$0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed]

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>>10335358
Hehe never mind Mr. Mod, I apologize

>>10322032
Is this b8?

>>10283698
But it's only up .12% YTD

I bought some sketchy UVXY calls today
Sorry golden bull, but I had a dream

>>10188183
The Earth surviving and the market crashing are a little bit different

>>10061018
If I can't have green neither can you

>>10043990
Hehe yes. I'm 2/3rd a virgin from long sad story, but I also paid one of my friends for oral, turns out she was still with her boyfriend. Luckily they moved away, but he's a fat weeb who wants to kill me
I regret this, but it was my horny beta stage so what are you going to do, am I right?

>>10037723
no you retard you got triple sixes
fugg I'm going to bed

>>9975030
>mfw he asks me for trading advice
I have no idea, Big 5 told me it was good so now I'm running with it HARD

>>9962965
TL;DR keep buying the 20 smallest companies on the SP1500 for max gainz?

>>9955839
>but muh solar power

>>9876777
Are you from /r/wsb or /r/robinhood?

It usually takes maybe 3 minutes for the podcast audio to save. It's been 5 and I'm only at 11%
REEEEE WHY IS THIS WORLD SO CRUEL

>>9790544
WHY ARE WE DIPPING AGAIN

>>9664541
Why are you so butthurt about ALT m8? It's just good bants. We all make mistakes, it's natural in this market