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>be a black lady
>take out 100,000 in student loan debt to study museums
>get an 80k/yr job as a diversity hire at the National Parks Foundation "preserving African American history" (the government pays for you to travel the country so you can take pics of museums and upload them to some .gov site nobody will ever look at)
>because you are a single person at the "median" income the DC government agrees to lend you 67k downpayment at zero interest for you to buy a 2 bedroom (?) house, this loan will be forgiven entirely if you stay in the house for a few years
>Federal government agrees to forgive your student loans entirely if you keep your 80k/yr job as a 'civil servant' with the National Parks Foundation for 5 years
>buy 2 luxury gym memberships and still be fat

https://youtu.be/o0OQ2-kg5z8