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Tomorrow starts the 2014 financial crisis. Sell all you can at premarket peasants.

So tomorrow starts the 2014 financial crisis. Sell all you can at premarket plebs.

So tomorrow starts the 2014 financial crisis. Sell all you can at premarket plebs.

Tomorrow starts the 2014 financial crisis. Sell all you can at premarket peasants.

So tomorrow starts the 2014 financial crisis. Sell all you can at premarket plebs.

So tomorrow starts the 2014 financial crisis. Sell all you can at the premarket plebs.

So tomorrow stars the 2014 financial crisis. Sell all you can at the premarket plebs.

So I really need to convert my 2€ to 40€ or else I will owe even more money to my bank, any ideas please? Here is why:

>Local college wants people to do non-invasive research for med students.
>They pay 85€ in cash
>easiest money of my life, they just took my temperature after and before taking a pill (later I was told that was a sugar pill).
>I spend 15€ for two pairs of jeans and I had the idea of investing the other 60€. Went to my bank to buy a share of Coke
>8/10 qt 3.14 attends me, I give her my money, my National Identity Card and my empty bankbook.
>She makes my sign some papers
>She told me that the commission is 26€ on international markets plus 40€ for opening a broker account.
>Well then don't buy, it's too expensive
>You already did anon
>Well I don't have the money
>Sell?
>How much I have won?
There was a huge line in the bank, cause they only open one day at afternoon at that time, but I couldn't sell if I was losing money
>12c
>Sell!!!!!
>Anon you have a negative account of 29.65€
>Why?
>Due commissions
I was told that there is also a commission on selling, also a 1% daily or weekly on negative accounts. Also I need 10€ cause I lost a bet on ebola coming to Spain. So how can I make more money?