/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58656639
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>>58494506
Trust me I wish I was a bit less popular than I am. I'm extremely introverted and everyone always wants to talk to me ever since I studied how to make small talk and be a good listener.

>>58495089
Makes me glad I quit drinking for good, but holy shit that's scary. I feel way more justified in my paranoia now. Like I don't even drink from open cups anymore. I pack my own energy drinks of bottled water, even in restaurants. If a waiter gets snippy I just hand him a $20 for "cork fee" and then they leave me alone.

>>58495133
Wrenches are super scary. They can beat any kind of crypto, except technically my set up where I don't actually know my own keys/codes/etc. I have an elaborate system where I know how to figure out where my info is hidden, but I couldn't actually explain it to anyone coherently especially under pressure. I love squatting too much to put my knee caps at any kind of risk.

>>58495160
In my case I kinda went off the deep end after college, being drowning in debt and unable to find employment until I became a glowie. But I never liked being a glowie so I always felt like a double agent, it was super stressful and I think permanently altered my brain and thought patterns. I've been super paranoid for longer than I've been rich and not much has changed. It's surprisingly cheap to flee a country if you plan ahead of time.

>>58496201
It's a bit harder with my job history. I think I might pretend to be a freelance translator for a bit later this year when crypto really pops off. Probably when I finish all my global traveling and settle down somewhere.

>>58464092
I cringe thinking back on how Red lobster was my family's idea of a good place to go to for a special occasion(with nice clothes).

>>58460473
I have one Bitcoin. God I hope it's enough

Will my 400 Litecoin ever let me make it?

>>58367167
At least you didn't fuck up and not buy calls at all like me

How do I report taxes on them?

>>58054564
Name three boards with as much OC generation as /biz/.

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>57933797
>650K
>only when I tired or shitting (almost 40 and have implants in my hips from bad lifting advice give me a break)

>>57714752
Ah trying to evolve the FUD I see. No Indian scam this time gnome? I'm on my way to the garden store to find your little goblin ass and smash you with a hammer

Why didn't Litecoin pump with Bitcoin bros? It was in the 3 hundreds last time Bitcoin was in the price range and $400 at ath. The hash rate is at ath so people are using it but it's price action is just so shit

I won't be sidelined again. I'm buying a Bitcoin

>>57409553
My gf in 8th grade looks like alice here. I'm so made at myself the most I did was finger her. I could've done anything. Then we hit highschool at there were hundreds of chads chasing her. Probably never thought about me again

I make 10k a month but still have no idea how to do anything with this money. Not doing real estate for another year or so and crypto is still up significantly the past couple months

Brothers, I bought into Vul at $0.36

>>56031196
>It's not 2004 anymore

>>56003203
>$1k leaf bucks a year
Bump that to 10k a year and it'll work

>>55963458
I look just like this, there was never a chance for me was there

>see retarded harry potter coin approximately 2.5 months ago on biz being spammed in TOAD threads
>not that educated in crypto, wasn't even aware of the previous failure on BSC by the same name, just avoided it because it looked retarded and there's no way it would go anywhere
>had $2,500 I could have aped in
>that $2,500 would be nearly $70,000 right now

>>55686989
They did, and he didn't respond

>>55594601
>Make YouTube video that gets 100k views and 5000k hours watched
>Get nothing because I wasn't monetized yet
Why even try

>>55580287
I got 50 Billion, reply S to spit on my grave

>>55565404
$100k is if it were in a nice neighborhood. Might have to add
>reinforced windows (iron bars, bulletproof glass, upgraded frames)
>reinforced doors and frames
>concrete rebar in the wall cavities
>custom 18 foot high concrete fence with barbed wire
>security suite (cameras, central monitoring station, sensors, lights)

Probably another $75k and that's just to get it to where you can sleep safely at night. The other expensive but smart option is to burrow out a space beneath the home and live in a secret bunker, with the junk house as the entrance facade. Either way you're spending $150k just to avoid being murdered

>>55413714
I made this thread after my 5th meeting of the day with majority femoids. I thought being in IT would get me away from these people but I guess not.