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>>52913332

I saw Sergey at a McDonald's in Estonia this morning. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for LINK or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “HODL?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HODL? HODL? HODL?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my 3 Happy Meals, and I heard him jiggle as I walked off. When I came up front to order more Happy Meals I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Big Macs in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, token not needed, just use a JSON parser.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Big Macs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and jiggled at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Big Mac and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>29983616
God FUCKING damn it this must be due to Jason Parser's fuckery

I saw Sergey at a McDonald's in Estonia this morning. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for LINK or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “HODL?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HODL? HODL? HODL?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my 3 Happy Meals, and I heard him jiggle as I walked off. When I came up front to order more Happy Meals I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Big Macs in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, token not needed, just use a JSON parser.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Big Macs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and jiggled at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Big Mac and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>29867341
I saw Sergey at a McDonald's in Estonia this morning. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for LINK or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “HODL?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HODL? HODL? HODL?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my 3 Happy Meals, and I heard him jiggle as I walked off. When I came up front to order more Happy Meals I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Big Macs in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, token not needed, just use a JSON parser.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Big Macs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and jiggled at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Big Mac and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>transfers another 700k to binance

>>29740099
I saw Sergey at a McDonald's in Estonia this morning. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for LINK or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “HODL?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HODL? HODL? HODL?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my 3 Happy Meals, and I heard him jiggle as I walked off. When I came up front to order more Happy Meals I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Big Macs in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, token not needed, just use a JSON parser.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Big Macs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and jiggled at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Big Mac and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

it's ogre

I saw Sergey at a McDonald's in Estonia this morning. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for LINK or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “HODL?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HODL? HODL? HODL?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my 3 Happy Meals, and I heard him jiggle as I walked off. When I came up front to order more Happy Meals I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Big Macs in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, token not needed, just use a JSON parser.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Big Macs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and jiggled at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Big Mac and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>29637860
I saw Sergey at a McDonald's in Estonia this morning. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for LINK or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “HODL?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HODL? HODL? HODL?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my 3 Happy Meals, and I heard him jiggle as I walked off. When I came up front to order more Happy Meals I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Big Macs in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, token not needed, just use a JSON parser.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Big Macs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and jiggled at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Big Mac and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I saw Sergey at a McDonald's in Estonia this morning. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for LINK or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “HODL?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HODL? HODL? HODL?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my 3 Happy Meals, and I heard him jiggle as I walked off. When I came up front to order more Happy Meals I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Big Macs in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, token not needed, just use a JSON parser.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Big Macs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and jiggled at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Big Mac and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I saw Sergey at a McDonald's in Estonia this morning. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for LINK or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “HODL?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HODL? HODL? HODL?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my 3 Happy Meals, and I heard him jiggle as I walked off. When I came up fronT to order more Happy Meals I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Big Macs in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, token not needed, just use a JSON parser.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Big Macs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and jiggled at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Big Mac and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I saw Sergey at a McDonald's in Estonia this morning. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for LINK or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “HODL?” but he kept cutting me off and going “HODL? HODL? HODL?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my 3 Happy Meals, and I heard him jiggle as I walked off. When I came up front to order more Happy Meals I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Big Macs in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, token not needed, just use a JSON parser.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the Big Macs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and jiggled at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Big Mac and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>28551106
comfy advice. Personally, I'd keep a little invested just because USD is literally LOSING value against crypto as the general trend. But yeah no, 1million is great.
Also, >>28550581

>>28550452
Father I sold my last LINK at 15, but then I see it at 30 and I'm like damn!

Holding link the last 3 years has been so fun. Even when everything else takes a shit its still there making ass backwards moves that defy logic. I fucking love this coin

>>27662988
smd

>>26341069

>>25935365
holding for two years, at this point i dont even care about my initial and im letting it ride to 1000 or 0

>>25795010
When I was new some faggot said parking your gains in a stable coin while you wait for a dip/crash to pass was a good idea.

Link -> dai -> eth -> link

Between swap fees and price changes I lost 133 link to stupidity and panic. Done cold storage since that day.

The last Chainlink Tonight episode, the 2020 EOY Special was censored by JewTube.. Did anyone see it?

I saw Sergey Nazarov while visiting Auschwitz yesterday. Every time the tour guide started to talk about the camp he would interrupt by yawning really loudly and shout "Boring! Get to the good parts!" - I don't think he was even tired. When we got to the gas chamber he screamed "Fake, there were no gas chambers! The Soviets built this after the war" and then started mimicking a Jew suffocating on Zyklon B.

After the tour he walked straight up to me and said "they deserved it anyway", and praised the Nazis for their "decentralized" camp system, but they could have used an oracle to "improve the process." He then stood on a podium and informed everyone that Jews were "vermin" and that he had made it his mission to destroy the "Judeo-Bolshevic World Order."

Later that day the staff found pictures of the Chainlink logo stapled everywhere.

Even later they realized he stole most of shoes and striped pyjamas left by the gassing victims from the display. CCTV caught him walking around Salesforce HQ in the pyjamas pretending to be a ghost.

I can't believe anyone would buy a coin made by this guy.