/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26252342
My god, cryptofags are so pathetic

>Ha ha ha! We outpriced you from our shitcoin! Now you'll be a government slave eating bugs while we live in the citadel! Enjoy seeing your wealth being printed away fag!
>O-o-oh no! The Fed Jews don't approve of my shitcoin! DUMP! DUMP! DUMP! SEEEEEELLLLLL!

How can I buy crypto today? Have been trying for a week to buy something on coinbase with no luck. Are there any exchanges without a bloated and buggy verification process? I have actual literal united states currency, and wish to trade it for crypto currency today, august 27th and am having a hell of a time doing so :(

can someone enlighten an absolute beginner?

>>12725823
If the same people who asked me how to buy Bitcoin in Dec. 17' are asking me how to get into weed stocks right now, there's a massive JUSTing coming - avoid at all costs.

>>11688542
>literally bragging about being a gambling addict, and only focusing on one recent win instead of your net loss.
this is the business and finance board, gambling addiction is a degenerate mental disease and would be better suited to discuss on /b/ or /r9k/.

>>11229189
>not being a /fit/izen who does intermittent fasting and wouldn't touch a drop of food until 2PM at the earliest

>>11160964
dude, wtf are you even saying. read what you just wrote.
>"I never fomo"
>"What if it pumps another 200/300%, nobody knows!?!?"
That second line is literally the definition of FOMO...

>>11160995
again, this isn't called a "dip." the price is up 121% on the weekly charts. if you buy now, may god have mercy on your 50% loss within the next month.

>>10787538
>having that much confidence in pajeet lines

>>10268014
pathetic

>>10176176
pathetic

>>9887331
wait a minute, i just watched this again and actually read the label of that cancer juice... it has fucking creatine that they call "super creatine" because they add caffeine to it, and is "champagne" flavored... as a /fit/izen, this disgusts me way more than Flabby McDuckWalk waddling on the beach like a thot.

>>8305765
Whoever keeps posting this is retarded. Its the same standard liberal news comedy shows that have existed for 30+ years. Its not mass conditioning perfected its stand up comedy wrapped around contemporary events. When I disagree with him (which is often depending on the segment) I am able rationalize where and how his arguments are weak. Maybe this shit is next level conditioning to brainlets but its hardly insidious propaganda

>those leaks just happen to praise LINK
Is there anyone more delusion than Stinky Linkies?

Do you actually fall for these "leaks"?

>>7108128
I screencap your shit. See you end of February you fudjeet.

>>6697889
>xlm deep red
>trx dumbed like hell
>prl down by 15%
This nation should be gased. Can trump finally press the nuke-cube so the world can get rid of these weakhanded cucknation?

>>4875122
you need discipline in the game
dont beg for handouts, build up cash reserves, be patient, and find the next opportunity, this is only just beginning
youre only pathetic if you give up

>>3651500
So at best it´s a mere x10 ..

WHERE THE FUCK IS BRASS GOLEM

>>2285763
My oh my, what do we have here?