/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56434801
At $13 a share I don't doubt it

You're all just a bunch of smooth-brained idiots who don't know anything about the market.
You don't understand the intricacies of the market, the algorithms, the manipulations, and the backroom deals. You're just puppets in a game that you don't even know the rules of. You're the little fish that the big sharks like to play with before they eat you for breakfast.
So keep buying your GameStop and BedBath, keep holding onto your worthless shares, keep believing in your stupid conspiracies about naked shorts and cellar boxing. But just remember, when they go bankrupt, and you lose everything, it's because you were too dumb to understand the basics of investing.
>>54575625
I will after you post cb kek

>>51491393
>be me
>18 yo
>dad died
>recieve state gibs till I'm 24 cuz dad was a state employee
>recieve more money than I could spent
>lots of money sitting in the bank
>don't know what to do with it
>tells my brother that I want to invest in something
>"investment? what? you're gonna take care of money? pff... you're gonna lose all your money doing that"
>let this shit into my heart
>decided fuck it, imma spent that shit
>got tattos, weed, LSD, shrooms, fucked hookers, bought drugs and lots of heavy/black/death whatever metal CDs and t shirts cuz fuck it


I'm 29 now and I had to sell those CDs during hard times, but shit took care of me. I'm unable to forgive my brother because of that tho. Hope I make it with crypto, but this motherfucker made my journey way harder. He could've at least encourged me to look for this on my own, but no...

>>51025236
Based retard