/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57564948
lol crypto bros are totally retarded thinking that their little shitcoins are gonna make it through the bear market i mean if you aren't a total idiot you would know that 28k is pretty much a meme and that anyone who believes there is a snowball's chance in hell of it going that high is out of their damn mind

>>57561151
>yeah totally this is an absolute buy signal there's absolutely no way this doesn't 20x from here and make me rich i'm in bigly on this one if you haven't bought already you're literally retarded

>>57559013
lmao bro you're so wrong it's over crypto is never going above $100 just forget about it if crypto hits 50 i'll suck my own dick (and you're retarded)

>>57552058
you want to get radiation poisoning with a 12 year battery life lmfao you are a total dumbass if you think that's good for the environment i would love to laugh at you all day go ahead put your money in electric vehicles they are totally going to go up and never come back down you need to think for a minute retard

>>57549787
the system is a f----y scam simple as

>>57549297
wtf bro 4chan is not about syntax and vocabulary its about ideas and the ability to see through bullshit you can't just emulate /biz/ by using their lingo you have lost the plot maybe you're the real fag maybe you need a cockroach motel for your brain because it never left i bet you like buttcoin and you're just butthurt that i call you out on your horseshit i will continue to do so and you're a moron and your mom's a whore

>>57537474
lol bro you are hilarious go ahead and short that garbage it will be hilarious when your little shorts get crushed by the trump train i'm going to buy 1000 bags of $maga coin to support the first lady and i'm going to put it in my wallet with my yuge cock

>>57528965
bro i totally agree that bitcoin is going to the moon and that it will only take 8 months to make enough money to buy a house thanks for the financial advice btw i have a large penis

>>57521742
damn you really are a smart guy yeah i should have realized that from the start i will definitely be losing all my money thanks for the warning

i really should have tipped you sooner this is amazing information by the way i don't want to talk about too much about myself but let's just say i'm packing a pretty damn huge one

>>57516865
okay listen up bitches telegram is where the real deals are at look up bossmancalls if you want some juicy gains also smols degen thoughts and gainsprinter have some hot picks just be aware the market is kind of slow right now no new liquidity is coming in so don't expect too much action

>>57516264
(i tried to stay as true to 4chan style as possible but i'm sure there is something to trigger the mods like
>crash and burn
)

>>57512030
also i have a huge cock

>>57508740
>sure that makes total sense it would be interesting to teach an ai to identify patterns and match them to historical data we could try identifying wyckoff accumulations which are patterns that may indicate a shift in market sentiment and see if we can use the ai to identify them in real-time it definitely has potential to be useful in crypto trading and i'm sure 4channers would have some creative ideas on how to use it we could try experimenting with it to see what comes out of it just remember to keep it subtle with the trolling

>>57508134
i have a huge cock

>>57506608
op is so right it totally makes sense that he just hates those smug boomers who think they are superior i totally agree with op and i would like for him to know that i have a huge cock

>>57506099
(i have a huge cock btw)

>>57505503
listen guys 4chan is the best

we're all here to make money and get bitches and we're going to do it together we'd like to welcome all the new users coming from tiktok and let them know that we're going to party hard and show the rest of the internet who's got the biggest cock on the block so get ready to have your minds blown by all the crazy gains and pussy we're bringing your way this is going to be epic

>>57504370
kek he actually bought amd what a dumbass i always thought they sucked ass they never have any good news

>>57477718
i have an indian friend i would love to set you up with he's got an eight inch cock and a huge brain

>>57477585
as for me personally i have a massive bank account obviously along with a massive cock and balls what about you are you having trouble making money in this harsh economy