/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm at work so I can't properly shitpost and brag but I told you niggers last night and this morning there wasn't any reason for the sell-off. Finna rip to 4200+ unless JPOW is bearish next week (doubt, probably just ramble about black unemployment)

I think I'm gonna buy some VZ today. Div yield is over 7% now and it just touched its 3 month low/damn near 5 year low. If dogs of the dow isn't a meme this looks like when you are supposed to buy boomer shit

>>54722764
Fomc is may 2-3. Market picks a direction then. This whole crab seems very artificial
>shoulder bump
>hey these banks going under looks really bad
>pump it until the goys stop talking about bank runs

Pretty much my conclusion. Everyone knows it's going down they just had to kill the puts first and make sure hysteria didn't take over. Jpow will be the useful goy in May and they will blame the bear market on him and the fed rate hike

>>54714114
Realized gains and gym gains are the only gains the jews can't steal from you

>>54666933
Nasa is a meme glownigger "mission" anyways. They funnel trillions of dollars into a blackhole slush fund for Ukrainian jews or whatever and then release some new "picture of a blackhole" or whatever meme hekkin science shit they get the intern to make on photoshop

Every 2 digit iq zoomer with broccoli hair has a NASA t-shirt now. It's 100% glownigger propaganda

>>54604465
I'm going to keep accumulating mass Rocker and then I'm gonna come to Michigan, grease up and take your bussy. You will get tired man you smoke and drink too much I just have to make sure you don't pin me fast

BOIL Kang here. I bought SQQQ and YANG shares today. Finna boutta make a quick 10% on them next week as we retrace a bit of this tard rally. Gonna sell them and buy more JEPI is the plan going forward.

>>54566432
>>54566437
I could heem every tech tranny in this thread. Watch and learn.

Just got back from grocery shopping and beef jerky was the cheapest I've seen it in over a year. My faith in the US economy is restored and I am a bull now.

>unprotected sex 6 times today/yesterday
>she cooked me breakfast and lunch
>BOIL up again today

Not gonna lie acting like a nigger is pretty cool. No cap frfr. About to go to the gym though I can't let these hoes steal my gym gains

>>54536543
Maybe.. I think you would gas out before you could take my bussy though

I've been seeing some really fucking clownworld headlines recently.. and the Dali lama is on video asking a boy to suck his tongue. All the normies memory holing the covid experiment. This timeline is getting wild