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I want to make an electric car. It’s happened before but I’m gonna make it sexy. Hey my PayPal money made it work.

I like solar stuff so I’ll buy a solar panel company and keep the same ridiculous margins and do absolutely nothing with the company but offer my Tesla battery as a bundle.

I’m gonna make a cyber truck that is the most amazing electric truck and it’s tough. Sorry we didn’t test breaking the glass window but promise, it’s super strong and unbreakable.

Space is cool but rockets take forever cause nasa is lame. Maybe if I fund them and act as a VAR/reseller of rockets.

One day we will also have tunnels guys I promise but I’m trying to fix my cyber truck.

Oh noes other car manufactures people trust and don’t get political have their own EVs and PHEVs :(

hey guys I put a car in space trust me it looks completely legit. It looks so fake that’s why it’s real. Those were my exact words. I actually said that. Sorry the camera disconnects after the rocket makes it to out space. Also who cares about littering in the galaxy.

Doge coin for the lulz watch Rick and Morty. Im gonna buy twitter. Jk no I’m not.

Haha flame throwers are cool. Im gonna go on SNL and say I’m a retard so people can still like my car. Hey guys I’m a Republican now lulz.

Literal fucking moron and a phony.