/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>24926666
Checked... Saturn is so fucking cool. I'ma trade you for your image.

We've completely blown past Mars and Jupiter!!!!! Look at this shit. It's fucking incredible.

Is there any way to own any assets out there that we don't yet have access to? How do I long Saturn?

>>18156062
>build spaceships to colonize the galaxy and other cool stuff

We ain't leaving the solar system for a long while, friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bGraeIkaJw

ok so this post is technically /x/ but since you guys post about saturn all the time then I felt like its worth letting you guys know whats going on. Ok heres the deal, we're currently entering into the age of aquarius and we're leaving the age of pisces. The sign pisces is ruled by the planet jupiter and the sign aquarius is ruled by saturn. So whats the significance of this?

Well, the western world (especially the united states) is ruled by the planet jupiter. Jupiter is basically the ruler of the west and the ruler of western white people in general (jupiter also rules the mongolians as well). Meanwhile saturn rules the jewish people and east asian people in general but especially the chinese. Do you think its any coincidence that during the age of pisces* the greatest (and largest) empires were established by jupiter ruled cultures? (american empire, british empire and mongolian empire) Likewise as we are moving into the age of aquarius the strongest civilizations in the world will be the jewish civilization and the chinese civilization. Other east asian cultures like japan and korea will also play some part as well.

Anyways, there is a reason why the west seems to be fracturing and weakening, and this is because we're leaving the age of pisces, therefore jupiter is no longer the ruler of the age. The reason why the jews and the chinese seem to be getting more and more powerful is because we're entering into the age of aquarius which is ruled by saturn. Something that you all need to be aware of is the fact that 2020 is the year when we officially enter into the age of aquarius. The reason why is because of the great mutation between jupiter and saturn which happens in the sign aquarius later on this year.

*each sign lasts around 2500 years IIRC, but there isn't a clean delineation between each sign, rather the great astrological ages blend into one another. That being said, the age of pisces began around the 1st century AD

President Xi is going to come out and say China will be purchasing some sweet crude from the good old US of A. This rising demand combined with the Iranian's fuck up will send oil to fucking Saturn. $200 per Barrel by Friday.

I'm fucking killing it with my ROKU buy puts. Skipping the moon, skipping Mars, we're going to Saturn nigga.

get in pussy