/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Hedgies, hedgies, oh so greedy.
>Using tactics ever so seedy.
>Trading short 'til prices drop?
>Well, Gamestop's on the chopping block.

>Hedgies, hedgies, isn't it strange?
>What's happening on the stock exchange?
>"What the hell", you scream and cry!
>"What could have them flying so high?"

>"Shouldn't this market be a bear?"
>"Who's buying all these stocks and shares?"
>Hedgies, hedgies, oh so pissed.
>You're shorting shares that don't exist.

>Reddit, /biz/, and normies, too.
>It seems your lies have been seen right through.
>They're buying in and holding fast,
>You're profit margins will never last.

>Hedgies, hedgies, can't you see,
>AMC and GME.
>Those stocks are pumping to the moon,
>And you'll be trading pennies soon.

>Hedgies, hedgies, it's the end of the week.
>Where are those cheapies that you seek?
>You'll have to buy them at the top!
>For this moon mission will never stop!