/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58180237
buying luna at 2 cents because I thought this was the bottom

>boomers
real estate
>gen x
tech stocks
>millenials
cryptocurrencies
what is the zoomer free money glitch?

>be zoomer
>both parents work
>despite that, grow up in nigger hood
>parents were never home as a kid, and when they were they were tired/stressed
>always alone, get raised by tv ads, teachers who hate children and neighbour niggers
>during teenage years get addicted to some shit online game, lol, csgo, wow, whatever
>develop no social skills because of this
>bullshit way through highschool
>at around 18 starts taking life more serious
>quits video game
>sees parents struggle with wagecuking for entire life, doesnt want to repeat the cycle
>focuses on college and gets a good degree
>finally gets "good" job
>educates himself on finances
>notices how eveything is getting kinda fucked
>becomes stressed and anxious about him having a good home
>cant talk with burnt out parents about it, will just tell him to wark hard™
>cant talk with fellow zoom zooms, all of them on social media
>starts using social media aswell to find answers
>everyone his age is somehow multi billionaire entrepreneur
>fuck it
>gives up, leaches of parents and goverment, take every drug his favorite rapper talks about and fucks everything around him that is atleast 50% female

average zoomer

i actually enjoy sleeping 10+ hours a day, and spending all my time fapping to tranny hentai, watching anime and playing repetitive vidia. Only reason im working both a wagecuck job and on my on business is so i can make it and then live comfy while fapping away.

>you wake up tomorrow and btc will be <10k

Overall you made great profits with investing into crypto right?

Right?

biz bros witha foot fetish. How much would you pay to lick a hot girls feet? Is 50 too much?

>>24108327
you are one sad human being and will go to hell for trying to get idiots to buy xrp

>>23986884
>>23985982
>>23986306
all these fucking dry ass dicks, they even got cracks in their skin, your parents are so fucking retarded for letting you be mutilated, i hope you wont do the same to your children

>>23391616
>bru bru
how does it feel knowing that we neets will live the life you always dreamt of? buying lambos and fucking escorts the whole week? kek get fucked newfag

>>20610784

I just stopped looking at my portfolio.

Unironically thank you /biz/.

Anybody can sense the massive dump incoming?

Binance owning huge amount of LINK, tomorrow starting stablecoin pair. I think this whole pump has been orchestrated by Binance bots and they are going to dump the living shit out of us all the way to $1 and we get bunch of nothingburger news only to repeat this same cycle Eoy 2019

>>12444884
>>12444886

~3 days ago @binance moved ~3.84M $LINK to a cold wallet.

Besides $ETH, $BNB, and stable coins TUSD and PAX, Chainlink is their biggest hold.

https://etherscan.io/tokenholdings?a=0x4e9ce36e442e55ecd9025b9a6e0d88485d628a67

Are the chinks onto something?

Are we ever going to make it?

Link was my only hope. Should I buy Monero next?

Feels bad, man

is there anything other you can do with crypto other than paying at some stores?

i mean you can even hold it in your hand