/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53695840
>buying right before the next fomc and next confirmed rate hike

Good luck kid. I'm short till April

>>52567276
You can sell the option at any time. If MARA is at $5.25 on 3/17/2023 the contract will be worth exactly what you paid for it ($480)

There's a lot of shit to explain man you should probably paper trade options for a while and watch some videos on the Greeks n shit. Volatility is really low right now (so if it increases prices of options will increase) you have time decay of the value of the option etc.. I dunno man

I would bet my left nutsack there is a significant rally before midterms that blows out all the retail puts. 11/18 calls every red day. I'm going to the gym niggas have fun watching it crab today and posting pictures of bears at the local bottom.

I bought a couple TQQQ calls. This reeks of a shakeout.. if the news was really bad it would have dunked way harder

Took profits on some of my UPRO calls and UVXY puts just incase I get rugged I'll be alright and have powder. Riding all calls and no puts into this. Already have my sell orders set for half my calls to lock in profits on a retard pump and gonna sell 30dte covered calls at the top. Started drinking. I sure hope black trans unemployment numbers improved

>>51549161
The underlying is already up 10% and the covered calls will probably get assigned at 33% gains in a month with a 3% premium locked in already.

TELL is the premium penny stock shitcoin. Their financials are sound and they have 10x upside but they schizo trade value because natural gas prices and "muh news of financing the new facility" every fucking month.

They tanked 40% in two days because they are not taking on debt or diluting shares.. absolute clown world. I told you niggers to smash buy. I only scooped 700 shares because I'm a poorfag and tied up too much money on other plays

>>51548997
>>51548999
We will touch 390 today and I will lock in my profits on my calls and sell way out of the money 30dte covered calls on my longs to retards. You can't hurt me bobo

>>51547389
Whenever the bears are on a win streak and start talking about schizo shit like nuclear war being the next catalyst /smg/ threads run at a snails pace until the markets pump 10% and then everyone just posts "tell me what to buy" at the top

>>51543391
TELL is the most based shitcoin ever. $3 cost basis is awesome. I'll sell covered calls until it is $4.5+ again and walk off with another cool 50-70%. Yes I know the news. The driftwood shit is years down the road and the company will be trading for $20+ a share eventually

Only thing on any of my watchlists that is down from Friday is oil and crypto. Everything else is higher and Fridays lows and pumping. Just looks like euro tards dumped bags at the bottom. Green day

If DRIP doesn't hit $17 today I am going to hold women, minorities and jews personally responsible

>387.66 in after-hours
Holy fucking shit I bought so many puts today at 395. I am already so drunk from celebrating my gains this week my dick can't get much more erect

I'm a simple man.. I see ARKK up 5.5% today and I buy puts on fucking everything

The stock market is so fucking stupid. Everyone is gambling on 75bps or 100bps.. earlier it was 50bps or 75bps.. 50, 75 or 100 everyone will just Ahhhhh or Ohhhhh post for a couple weeks and then the market will pump no matter what as perma bulls push it back to 420+ no matter how shitty the macro is

>>51396367
Uhmm stop being antisemtic. Carvana moving in a diagonal line up and to the right 40% in a week is organic and natural because it is a great company.

We have 0% inflation and the American economy is the strongest it has ever been. I heard some Wallstreet guys talking at lunch and they mentioned that Jpow changed his mind and we are pivoting... shh don't tell anyone tho just a little hot tip for my /smg/ frens. We are going back to ATH soon. Melting up bigly

>>51393051
Last time I got a lapdance was at this really nice place in Vegas. The cover was like $100 but they give you a coupon for a lapdance. I sucked on this 9/10 chicks fake boobs in the back room for a while and she rubbed my weiner over my pants and tried to get me to upgrade to some other shit and I was like nahhh. Then she asked for my coupon and I acted confused and told her I didn't have one. Used it on an even hotter Russian chick later that night.

Anyways buy puts

>>51371195
>only the poors get covid
>the poors are dirty they are only good for serving us and worshipping us

I'll never get the Vax and I'm so fucking sickened that there are so many cucks in this world that would turn on their own neighbors and inject poison in their kids at the whims of sociopaths and then just stop talking about it a few months later like it never happened. I hate clown world so fucking much bros.

ooga booga
black people aren’t people

>buy soxl

>>51360856
>wagies are about to get slaughtered
Always has been.