/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58433161
I bought puts.
It's over.

oh no

>>58401388
>Futes
The first 30 second candle was red.
It's over for the retarded Mumoids.

>>58383365
No. I bought SQQQ.
We are facing the biggest crash since 1929.

>>58381908
I bought puts you retarded Mumu ape

>>58291539
Mumus are retarded nigger apes.

Disney went down.
Good.

I think the market is too high.

>>58159067
I'm coo coo for cocoa puffs

I doubled down on more shorts.

As a Bobo, these are things I'm hoping for:
More bank failures
Recession
Bad earnings
Expanded war in Ukraine/Russia
Expanded war in Israel
China attacking Taiwan
Cyberattacks

I just body slammed my computer and broke my desk in half

I've been shorting SPY every day since it went over $455

I thought it was our turn

I hope we got a surprise 25 bps rape hike and all Mumus eat shit and die.

I told you.
Mumus are literal retarded mongrel apes.

I hope we get another bear market this year.
2 bear markets during Joe Biden's presidency would be epic.

The Bobo thesis still stands.

The bull should fear the bear.

What's the next NVDA?
I'm thinking SQQQ.

I need the next illuminati manufactured crisis to knock this market down.

Tomorrow at approximately 3:59pm I will short NVDA

Mumus are retarded nigger apes

I need the Dow Jones Industrial Average to crash.