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BUY IT NOW YOU FUCKING SCAMMER

Amazon is buying BTC for its balance sheet. Saylor wins

Microsoft is buying. Saylor wins

Microstrategy bros how we feeling about market open?

>he's the only person buying but completely failing to even touch 100k
>insanely overleveraged at the top in a market that goes out of its way to destroy overleveraged retards
>no mention of crypto at all by the trump admin since election day, when his entire gambit is the small chance taxpayers bail him out through a federal bitcoin reserve
>buy announcements only result in dumps now
>desperation setting in, begging microsoft for 3 minutes to buy in through one of the most pathetic presentations I've ever seen

This UGLY BASTARD found an infinite money glitch and is buying all the bitcoin.

ZERO INTEREST loans. ZERO INTEREST. ZERO INTEREST! DO I HAVE TO SKULLFUCK IT INTO YOUR EMPTY HEAD? ZERO INTEREST!!!!!!!

>buy volatile limited supply asset with leverage
>your company becomes far more volatile than the underlying
>sell that giga volatility through convertible bonds (with cheap calls embeded)
>become even more volatile while owning and buying far more of the limited supplied volatile underlying
>sell even more volatility and buy even more of that limited supply volatile underlying
>repeat ad infinitum
This retard literally discovered the infinite money glitch, the only way this goes wrong is if countries stop using debt based money and that will never happen.

Question is, why aren't other companies following his strategy?
MSTR already grew faster than all S&P500 stocks since 2020 (even Super Micro and NVIDIA)

and you're happy?

>faggots unironically believe governments and billionaires will subject themselves and their capitol to the whims of this freak

How do you borrow money against Bitcoin like Michael Saylor?

>>57830270
By your logic those institutions would benefit greatly from letting btc follow its natural course and do the thing it's been doing since forever no? It always pumps big time afterwards, why contain that? And by your logic I mean you clearly believe le bad joos can control le world, so even then it still benefits them.

>>57830322
Type normal posts like a grown adult.

>>57830326
>Normies start talking about crypto again
>New influencers do their thing, try to scam their audience
>New twist: "No guys these are NOT nfts they are ordinals!!! Buy now!"
>Time is cyclical, so it repeats

>>57829133
Apologize.

What happens once he buys all the BTC? At this rate dudes about to track down Satoshi and buy his coins.

he's going to be the world's richest man, isn't he?

This deranged lunatic will lose everything in the end (again).

>>56858969
>buys 6 gorillion btc
>trust this twitter brokie instead
Do you understand how big $1Bn is

>>56747448
They have had a vessel with which they have been buying BTC for years and retards have not realized it, kek.

Fuck this shit I'm just going to hold on to my Solana and liquidate my BTC. I'll wait for either BTC whales to stop using us like personal onaholes, Blocklords to come out or LTC to do a come back.

>Heh, sorry chuds. I wanted another yacht is all pftttthahahaha. Clean this mess up and put more life savings into bitcoin will ya? Thanks.

He'll be the next investing celebrity genius, Steve Jobs, Warren Buffett etc.

Hes back in the green again

I genuinely believe Michael Saylor is a financial institution plant (blackrock, fidelity, JP morgan).

There's no way it's a coincidence this guy just gets hundreds of millions given to him every month to dump into btc. Normies still think this is a guy you can liquidate, but it all ties in with the ETF.

Well that and they all own microstrategy stock.

the king