/biz/ - Business & Finance

Get a job kiddo!

*sssiiiiippp* Whaddya mean you don't wanna work for Uncle Bezos at the warehouse?

Listen son, your parents let you try to sort a job out for yourself but it hasn't worked out yet, now you're lucky we've got family connections to help you get a leg in to the industry.

It will only be a temp job for a few years and your Uncle has even promised you're gonna get one of the newer Wage Cages with built in porta-potty and water filter/recycler to keep you hydrated at work.

No, I don't wanna hear about your crypto coin bits, Son, it's time for you to start earning real money that you can actually hold in yer own two hands. Get off the computer, get dressed and get in the car.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAMA SHE PUMPIN'

Scott, you're too soft on that boy of yours dang it, why back in my day at his age I was well into my main career and working a side-job at the local diner so me and the wife could afford a second Holiday home!

Your kid doesn't know how easy he's got it, he should be up and down the high-street handing in his resume to every open business and demanding to speak to the manager. It's all about a good first impression and a strong, firm handshake. Shows 'em ya mean business, any manager will be impressed and hire 'em on the spot.