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https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-earnings-q1-175358835.html

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

Because I'm fully invested in this man.

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

>>10983699
*hits blunt*

APOLOGIZE.

Fuck you /biz/. I have lost everything. I think my wife is cheating on me. Ever since Bitcoins plummeted, my wife has been going out more and more with her friends. She's out every friday and it's driving me insane. The only reason I haven't confronted her is that we have a son and I don't want to tear the family apart.

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing this man.

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

Apologize.

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man,

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2018/01/huge-pay-package-convinces-elon-musk-to-stay-at-tesla-for-10-more-years/

>The pay package is tied to the value of the company's stock as well as revenue and earnings targets. If Tesla's stock never rises above $100 billion, Musk will get nothing for a decade's work as Tesla's CEO (aside from increases in the value of the stock he already has). If the stock reaches a value of $100 billion—and the company either achieves revenues of $20 billion or earnings of $1.5 billion—Musk will get 1 percent of the company's stock, an award worth $1 billion.
>Things get a lot more generous from there. If the stock rises to $150 billion (and Musk reaches another revenue or profit target), Musk gets another 1 percent of the stock, which will be worth $1.5 billion. That pattern continues in $50 billion increments until Tesla's stock rises above $650 billion—at which point Musk will get a stock award worth $6.5 billion. Musk's stock awards will total $45 billion if he hits all 12 milestones.
>Musk already owns more than 20 percent of Tesla stock. So if Tesla's stock price did rise to $650 billion and Musk got another 12 percent, his net worth would be well in excess of $200 billion—likely making him the wealthiest person in the solar system.
>his net worth would be well in excess of $200 billion—likely making him the wealthiest person in the solar system.
>$200 billion
>$200,000,000,000

/biz/ on suicide watch

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.

You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man.