/biz/ - Business & Finance

USPS delivery dates are fucking horseshit, said it'd be here this morning and still in transit come the fuck on my man

Why yes my entire net worth is in McFiat, how could you tell?

>>27806272
Already exists buddy

>>27687823
Little do they know I beat them to the punch

Because no other queers made a new thread in time

McFIAT EDITION

>>27297233
>imagine going to mcdonalds and paying with that
Why yes my wealth is in McFiat, how could you tell?

TENDIES is the revolutionary idea in food delivery services. We are the first delivery app to prioritize our business model on providing restaurant and grocery delivery services to food deserts, no-delivery zones, and anyone else in Baltimore that wants a piece.

Every TENDIES dispatch unit consists of an up-armored junkyard pickup truck with a camper. Our 3 man crews consist of a driver, food runner, and gunner. All crews are trained in small unit tactics, defensive driving, and trauma first aide. All vehicles are equipped with multiple hi-point brand pistols and carbines, plate carriers, directional spotlights, CS gas launchers, and CB radios. In larger cities, we have close air support (CAS) available from super Tucanos.

Our payment app is set up to accept payment in SNAP, WIC, and local food stamp benefit equivalents, day one. Don't trust your food delivery to the amateurs: when it counts, get TENDIES.

>so Sharks, what kind of investment are you considering in our business?

>>25940276
Maccoin my nigga! A full set 1000 Big Macs by EOY