/biz/ - Business & Finance

In 1876 economists and mathematicians theorised the existence of a dick sucking system that had reached a form of transcendence - creating an endless seamen supply. They proposed that such a system entering this state would begin what they called the Golden Sperm Run. Various mathematical models were created to show what this Golden Sperm Run would look like.

Through my porn search history I believe mens sperm may be entering the early stages of a Golden Sperm Run. In this stage early investors could potentially earn an endless supply of seamen - as the testicles of every man generates tangible Sperm rather than just shooting it on a paper towel.

Economists believed that the slow nature of the sperm market meant that harmful players could sabotage the emergence of the Golden Sperm Run before it could get started. However it looks like the extremely fast paced nature of mens sperm means it is not susceptible to these types of attacks.

If I am right we could see something never before experienced in the history of the universe. Hold on while you can - takeoff is imminent.

>I shorted again

>>58274668
>>>this dude

Finally home

Who /calm/ here?

Why is everyone ITT so fucking angry man holy fuck chill out I’m trying to vibe and stay /calm/

Only the bots do not believe, coz they have no soul and are the worst of the jeets.

Nothing bad is happening. Everything will be ok.

>what if [something gay and retarded]
doesn't even cross my mind

>>50414987
:)